Singer: Bo Burnham
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Song: Welcome to the Internet
Bo Burnham - Welcome to the Internet Subtitles (vtt) (04:36-276-0-en) (PARTIAL PREVIEW)
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WEBVTT
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by RentAnAdviser.com
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Welcome to the internet!
Have a look around
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Anything that brain of yours
can think of can be found
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We've got mountains of content—some
better, some worse
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If none of it's of interest
to you, you'd be the first
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Welcome to the internet!
Come and take a seat
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Would you like to see the news
or any famous women's feet?
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There's no need to panic;
this isn't a test, haha
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Just nod or shake your head,
and we'll do the rest
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Welcome to thе internet!
What would you prefеr?
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Would you like to fight for civil
rights or tweet a racial slur?
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Be happy! Be horny! Be
bursting with rage!
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We've got a million different
ways to engage
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Welcome to the internet!
Put your cares aside
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Here's a tip for straining pasta;
here's a nine-year-old who died
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We've got movies and doctors
and fantasy sports
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And a bunch of colored-pencil drawings
of all the different characters
in Harry Potter fucking each other
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Welcome to the internet!
Hold on to your socks
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'Cause a random guy just kindly
sent you photos of his cock
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They are grainy and off-putting;
he just sent you more
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Don't act surprised—you know
you like it, you whore
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See a man beheaded, get
offended, see a shrink
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Show us pictures of your children,
tell us every thought you think
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Start a rumor, buy a broomer, send
a death threat to a boomer
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Or DM a girl and groom her; do a
zoomer find a tumor in your—
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Here's a healthy breakfast option,
you should kill your mom
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Here's why women never fuck you;
here's how you can build a bomb
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Which Power Ranger are you?
Take this quirky quiz
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Obama sent the immigrants
to vaccinate your kids
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Could I interest you in everything
all of the time?
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A little bit of everything
all of the time
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Apathy's a tragedy, and
boredom is a crime
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Anything and everything
all of the time
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Could I interest you in everything
all of the time?
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A little bit of everything
all of the time
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Apathy's a tragedy, and
boredom is a crime
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Anything and everything
all of the time
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Not very long ago, just
before your time
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Right before the towers
fell, circa '99
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This was catalogs, travel
blogs, a chatroom or two
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