Singer: Bo Burnham
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Song: Welcome to the Internet
Bo Burnham - Welcome to the Internet Lyrics (LRC Advanced) (04:36-276-0-en) (PARTIAL PREVIEW)
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[00:00.00]by RentAnAdviser.com
[00:00.10]Welcome to the internet! Have a look around
[00:03.70]Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found
[00:07.40]We've got mountains of content—some better, some worse
[00:10.90]If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first
[00:15.10]Welcome to the internet! Come and take a seat
[00:18.80]Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet?
[00:22.60]There's no need to panic; this isn't a test, haha
[00:26.90]Just nod or shake your head, and we'll do the rest
[00:30.70]Welcome to thе internet! What would you prefеr?
[00:34.10]Would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur?
[00:37.80]Be happy! Be horny! Be bursting with rage!
[00:42.40]We've got a million different ways to engage
[00:46.00]Welcome to the internet! Put your cares aside
[00:49.50]Here's a tip for straining pasta; here's a nine-year-old who died
[00:53.10]We've got movies and doctors and fantasy sports
[00:56.50]And a bunch of colored-pencil drawings of all the different characters in Harry Potter fucking each other
[01:01.20]Welcome to the internet! Hold on to your socks
[01:03.60]'Cause a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his cock
[01:06.90]They are grainy and off-putting; he just sent you more
[01:09.80]Don't act surprised—you know you like it, you whore
[01:13.40]See a man beheaded, get offended, see a shrink
[01:15.90]Show us pictures of your children, tell us every thought you think
[01:18.70]Start a rumor, buy a broomer, send a death threat to a boomer
[01:21.70]Or DM a girl and groom her; do a zoomer find a tumor in your—
[01:25.00]Here's a healthy breakfast option, you should kill your mom
[01:27.60]Here's why women never fuck you; here's how you can build a bomb
[01:30.50]Which Power Ranger are you? Take this quirky quiz
[01:33.60]Obama sent the immigrants to vaccinate your kids
[01:37.50]Could I interest you in everything all of the time?
[01:40.60]A little bit of everything all of the time
[01:43.50]Apathy's a tragedy, and boredom is a crime
[01:46.70]Anything and everything all of the time
[01:49.30]Could I interest you in everything all of the time?
[01:52.20]A little bit of everything all of the time
[01:55.00]Apathy's a tragedy, and boredom is a crime
[01:58.30]Anything and everything all of the time
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[02:17.90]Not very long ago, just before your time
[02:25.90]Right before the towers fell, circa '99
[02:32.60]This was catalogs, travel blogs, a chatroom or two
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