Singer: Smosh
|
Song: THE LEGEND OF ZELDA RAP
Smosh - THE LEGEND OF ZELDA RAP Subtitles (vtt) (03:33-213-0-en) (PARTIAL PREVIEW)
......................................................................
........ USE THE BUTTONS BELOW TO GET FULL LYRICS & SUBTITLES ........
......................................................................
WEBVTT
00:00:01.509 --> 00:00:04.899
♪ (triumphant Legend of Zelda music) ♪
00:00:04.899 --> 00:00:06.590
(Ian) Shut up!
00:00:13.682 --> 00:00:17.481
♪ (hip-hop and electronic
ballad music begins) ♪
00:00:26.819 --> 00:00:28.259
♪ Yeah, my name is Link, man ♪
00:00:28.259 --> 00:00:29.838
♪ I'm more well known than Lil Wayne ♪
00:00:29.838 --> 00:00:31.556
♪ Oh, you thought my name was Zelda? ♪
00:00:31.556 --> 00:00:33.228
♪ That's a f--king girl's name! ♪
00:00:33.228 --> 00:00:34.667
♪ I've saved the world like 15 times ♪
00:00:34.667 --> 00:00:36.293
♪ And saved the princess from demise ♪
00:00:36.293 --> 00:00:37.686
♪ And I do it all alone ♪
00:00:37.686 --> 00:00:39.414
♪ With no help and no advice ♪
00:00:39.414 --> 00:00:40.983
(fairy) Hey! Look! Listen!
00:00:40.983 --> 00:00:41.819
♪ Hey, look, listen ♪
00:00:41.819 --> 00:00:42.841
♪ You f--king annoying fairy! ♪
00:00:42.841 --> 00:00:44.234
♪ I'd rather be forced to listen ♪
00:00:44.234 --> 00:00:46.092
♪ To constant Katy Perry ♪
00:00:46.092 --> 00:00:48.228
♪ I think it's time
I got some recognition ♪
00:00:48.228 --> 00:00:49.299
♪ Don't you think? ♪
00:00:49.299 --> 00:00:50.759
♪ Legend of Zelda? Screw that ♪
00:00:50.759 --> 00:00:52.208
♪ Legend of Link ♪
00:00:52.208 --> 00:00:55.565
♪ 'Cause he's the L to
the I to the N to the K ♪
00:00:55.565 --> 00:00:58.816
♪ Wears tights every day,
don't give a damn what you say ♪
00:00:58.816 --> 00:01:02.067
♪ Got bigger balls than
even Evel Knievel ♪
00:01:02.067 --> 00:01:05.357
♪ And he ain't gonna stop
till the world is free of evil ♪
00:01:05.357 --> 00:01:06.776
♪ I'll break all your pots ♪
00:01:06.776 --> 00:01:08.569
♪ And I best not hear your bitchin' ♪
00:01:08.569 --> 00:01:10.196
♪ I've got the Triforce
of Courage, bitch! ♪
00:01:10.196 --> 00:01:11.739
♪ So you better listen! ♪
00:01:11.739 --> 00:01:13.282
♪ That's right! I'm called
the bushwhacker ♪
00:01:13.282 --> 00:01:15.256
♪ And my bank account's maxed out ♪
00:01:15.256 --> 00:01:16.742
♪ Got 999 rupees ♪
00:01:16.742 --> 00:01:18.646
♪ And my leather wallet's packed now ♪
00:01:18.646 --> 00:01:20.132
♪ Can't back down, can't slack now ♪
00:01:20.132 --> 00:01:21.665
♪ The world needs me to attack now ♪
00:01:21.665 --> 00:01:23.104
♪ Yet I'm forced to pay out the ass ♪
00:01:23.104 --> 00:01:24.822
♪ For these bombs in Castle Town ♪
00:01:24.822 --> 00:01:26.309
♪ Just give me some heart containers ♪
00:01:26.309 --> 00:01:28.259
♪ And let me spit on my Ocarina ♪
00:01:28.259 --> 00:01:29.840
♪ So I can kick that dumbass, Ganon ♪
00:01:29.840 --> 00:01:31.425
♪ All the way to Argentina ♪
00:01:31.425 --> 00:01:34.575
♪ 'Cause he's the L to
the I to the N to the K ♪
00:01:34.575 --> 00:01:37.431
♪ Wears tights every day,
don't give a damn what you say ♪
00:01:37.431 --> 00:01:40.844
♪ Got bigger balls than
even Evel Knievel ♪
00:01:40.844 --> 00:01:44.646
♪ And he ain't gonna stop
till the world is free of evil ♪
00:01:44.646 --> 00:01:48.348
♪ (dramatic interlude) ♪
00:02:00.610 --> 00:02:01.974
♪ Yo, you low-life elf ♪
00:02:01.974 --> 00:02:03.925
♪ Need a ride up to the North Pole? ♪
00:02:03.925 --> 00:02:05.225
♪ Santa's got a thing for elves ♪
00:02:05.225 --> 00:02:06.804
♪ Gettin' his marriage annulled ♪
00:02:06.804 --> 00:02:08.522
♪ You really think saving the princess ♪
00:02:08.522 --> 00:02:10.101
♪ Will convince me you're straight? ♪
00:02:10.101 --> 00:02:11.632
♪ Ha-ha! The Uggs and skirt fad ♪
00:02:11.632 --> 00:02:13.259
♪ Is so 2008 ♪
00:02:13.259 --> 00:02:14.509
♪ Oh snap! ♪
00:02:14.509 --> 00:02:16.470
♪ It's Ganondorf trying
to jock on my style ♪
00:02:16.470 --> 00:02:18.138
♪ Batman's cape? Lincoln's beard? ♪
00:02:18.138 --> 00:02:19.668
♪ Were you dressed by a child? ♪
00:02:19.668 --> 00:02:21.517
♪ You're a ginger with no soul ♪
00:02:21.517 --> 00:02:23.102
♪ And you look like a f--king troll! ♪
00:02:23.102 --> 00:02:24.561
♪ Isn't kidnapping helpless girls ♪
00:02:24.561 --> 00:02:26.105
♪ Getting a little bit old? ♪
00:02:26.105 --> 00:02:27.815
♪ You think Zelda's stupid enough ♪
00:02:27.815 --> 00:02:29.420
♪ To...........
......................................................................
......................................................................
........ USE THE BUTTONS BELOW TO GET FULL LYRICS & SUBTITLES ........
......................................................................
......................................................................