Singer: Smosh
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Song: THE LEGEND OF ZELDA RAP
Smosh - THE LEGEND OF ZELDA RAP Lyrics (LRC Advanced) (03:33-213-0-en) (PARTIAL PREVIEW)
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[00:01.51]♪ (triumphant Legend of Zelda music) ♪
[00:04.90](Ian) Shut up!
[00:06.59]
[00:13.68]♪ (hip-hop and electronic ballad music begins) ♪
[00:17.48]
[00:26.82]♪ Yeah, my name is Link, man ♪
[00:28.26]♪ I'm more well known than Lil Wayne ♪
[00:29.84]♪ Oh, you thought my name was Zelda? ♪
[00:31.56]♪ That's a f--king girl's name! ♪
[00:33.23]♪ I've saved the world like 15 times ♪
[00:34.67]♪ And saved the princess from demise ♪
[00:36.29]♪ And I do it all alone ♪
[00:37.69]♪ With no help and no advice ♪
[00:39.41](fairy) Hey! Look! Listen!
[00:40.98]♪ Hey, look, listen ♪
[00:41.82]♪ You f--king annoying fairy! ♪
[00:42.84]♪ I'd rather be forced to listen ♪
[00:44.23]♪ To constant Katy Perry ♪
[00:46.09]♪ I think it's time I got some recognition ♪
[00:48.23]♪ Don't you think? ♪
[00:49.30]♪ Legend of Zelda? Screw that ♪
[00:50.76]♪ Legend of Link ♪
[00:52.21]♪ 'Cause he's the L to the I to the N to the K ♪
[00:55.56]♪ Wears tights every day, don't give a damn what you say ♪
[00:58.82]♪ Got bigger balls than even Evel Knievel ♪
[01:02.07]♪ And he ain't gonna stop till the world is free of evil ♪
[01:05.36]♪ I'll break all your pots ♪
[01:06.78]♪ And I best not hear your bitchin' ♪
[01:08.57]♪ I've got the Triforce of Courage, bitch! ♪
[01:10.20]♪ So you better listen! ♪
[01:11.74]♪ That's right! I'm called the bushwhacker ♪
[01:13.28]♪ And my bank account's maxed out ♪
[01:15.26]♪ Got 999 rupees ♪
[01:16.74]♪ And my leather wallet's packed now ♪
[01:18.65]♪ Can't back down, can't slack now ♪
[01:20.13]♪ The world needs me to attack now ♪
[01:21.66]♪ Yet I'm forced to pay out the ass ♪
[01:23.10]♪ For these bombs in Castle Town ♪
[01:24.82]♪ Just give me some heart containers ♪
[01:26.31]♪ And let me spit on my Ocarina ♪
[01:28.26]♪ So I can kick that dumbass, Ganon ♪
[01:29.84]♪ All the way to Argentina ♪
[01:31.42]♪ 'Cause he's the L to the I to the N to the K ♪
[01:34.58]♪ Wears tights every day, don't give a damn what you say ♪
[01:37.43]♪ Got bigger balls than even Evel Knievel ♪
[01:40.84]♪ And he ain't gonna stop till the world is free of evil ♪
[01:44.65]♪ (dramatic interlude) ♪
[01:48.35]
[02:00.61]♪ Yo, you low-life elf ♪
[02:01.97]♪ Need a ride up to the North Pole? ♪
[02:03.92]♪ Santa's got a thing for elves ♪
[02:05.22]♪ Gettin' his marriage annulled ♪
[02:06.80]♪ You really think saving the princess ♪
[02:08.52]♪ Will convince me you're straight? ♪
[02:10.10]♪ Ha-ha! The Uggs and skirt fad ♪
[02:11.63]♪ Is so 2008 ♪
[02:13.26]♪ Oh snap! ♪
[02:14.51]♪ It's Ganondorf trying to jock on my style ♪
[02:16.47]♪ Batman's cape? Lincoln's beard? ♪
[02:18.14]♪ Were you dressed by a child? ♪
[02:19.67]♪ You're a ginger with no soul ♪
[02:21.52]♪ And you look like a f--king troll! ♪
[02:23.10]♪ Isn't kidnapping helpless girls ♪
[02:24.56]♪ Getting a little bit old? ♪
[02:26.10]♪ You think Zelda's stupid enough ♪
[02:27.82]♪ To get kidnapped so often? ♪
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