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Singer: Lil Dicky | Song: Professional Rapper

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Lil Dicky - Professional Rapper Subtitles (SRT) (05:54-354-0-en) (PARTIAL PREVIEW)


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"Hello, how can I help you?"

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"Hi, my name's Dave Burd. I have an appointment
today. it's probably under 'Lil Dicky,
' actually. I'm a... I'm a rapper, so..."

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"Ok, and who are you here to see?"

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"Uh, Snoop Dogg? Says here
"Snoop D-o-g-g."

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"Oh, yeah. He's right down the hall. First
door to your right. Give him a knock
and he should be right with you."

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Grab a seat

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Thanks I'm Dave very nice to meet

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Dave, what it do? You can call me Dogg

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Let me just check your sheet

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No problem, sir, let me just say

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I'm a big fan of the shit
that y'all make

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I can't lie, I been thinking
about this all day

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All good, there's a reason
that we called, Dave

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Let me start with your background

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Where you come from?

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Sure, I was undergrad down
there in Richmond

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Before that

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Oh, you talking bout my hometown?

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I was born out of Philly grew
up in a little silly old
town called Cheltenham

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It was in the suburbs, upper-
middle wealth around

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So real shit you ain't never
had to struggle for much

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I wouldn't say it like that, we just
had a different kind of trap

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Elaborate

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Well I ain't never had a tool, but
I had to be the man at school

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Like I was doing shit I had to do so
when I finished undergrad, I'm cool
and I can get whatever job I wanted

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But the job you wanted wasn't
all that bumping

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Yeah, and I saw it quick all
the flaws that be coming when
you grow up like that

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Know you been racing them rats, you
ain't been making them raps

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Boo hoo what a hardship

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How you paid to get the
rap shit started?

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Man, my Bar Mitzvah money

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But don't diss me buddy, I wasn't
one of them younguns up on the
block who had nothing to lose

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I must've wanted this a lot,
I had something to choose

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Look at that, I can say there's something
to prove up in your ass

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Yeah, I guess

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That's enough of the past, what
makes you want to do rap?

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Oh my God, it's the best

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Bitches let me draw up
on their breasts

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Literally I can reinvent myself

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I get a forum to project myself

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It's never boring, every morning I
wake up and try to best myself

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I never got to be suppressed or
stealthy to express myself

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It's kinda healthy

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Cool, now let me put you through
a couple hypotheticals

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Sure

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In a club and a couple
niggas threaten you

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Uh, I wouldn't do shit

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And I don't even get what that
got to do with this?

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Shut the fuck up, rap's like life

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If you wanna do this, then you won't
get far acting like a little bitch

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Nah, that's my niche!

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Don't get offended by this, but
that's the market y'all missed

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That's the target I'll hit

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And that's the heart of my pitch

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I wanna do this whole thing different

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What the fuck you mean you wanna
do the whole thing different?

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Uh, you know, I-I think,
like, you know

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Traditionally people have been
doing the job the same kind
of way for a long time

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But traditionally speaking,
this shit works, right?

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Nah, like, I get that, but I-
I just think that, you know

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You don't know if it could
be working even better

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And I think you should look at me as
an opportunity to find that out

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So what are your biggest strengths?

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Well my flow is crazy, I
can switch that amazing

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For example, I can be like ain't
nobody fucking with Lil Dicky

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When he get up on that shit and
spit it sick and ridiculous

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Ripping this shit like it's
never been did and the rhythm
is never predictable

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Cause I can switch it, deliver
this shit to whatever cadence
you bitches prefer

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Alright, alright, I get it

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Top of that, lyrically I'm
pretty damn clever (Go)

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Got a long bottom bitch, called
a hoe Neville (Whoa)

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And I blow it from the jump,
Derrick Rose knee (Oh)

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You can say I'm pretty smart
how I know better

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And y'all been winning like Pistorius,
there's no feet.

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Bro, I can go on and on

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I'm taking over any man
like father in laws

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OK enough of the punchline, that
ain't showing me you different
from the other guys

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Well I don't know if they
can run it like that

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But ain't nobody else
doing funny type rap

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What's that?

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Well I can tell a story
about my morning

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Watching Boy meets World and jerking
off to Topanga Lawrence

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Like the 14 year old Topanga

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Oh this shit like a joke to you?

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I don't get it

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Nah it ain't like that I just
happen to be a nutty abundantly
funny type of individual

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Like it's a guy

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So when I get up on the mic
I ain't finna just lie

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Real recognize real, right?

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Yeah, I guess

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So what you trying to do?

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Five years from now, tell
me bout the dude

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Well, I don't care about the money

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Like, it's the respect
that I'm wanting

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Honestly, I just want to
be one of the greats,

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For they gotta bring ya
boy every debate.

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I don't wanna leave the game the same

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In a nutshell, what's your legacy?

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Well, I wanna be the dude that came
in and made the stand up rap

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With the random rap and the
man like that for the people
that was anti-rap

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Yet the fans of rap started recognizing
anti-rap is ironically one
of the real brands of rap left

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That shit sound pretty damn complex

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I guess, I wanna be the best

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I just wanna do it my way

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And turn the whole game sideways

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And show people you ain't gotta
be resigned to the highway

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You can make a path while these
motherfuckers drive straight

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I ain't mad at that

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Well thanks, man, that's
my plan of my attack

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Just let me in and I'm
a rap the plaques

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And I ain't about to win
them back to back

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I'm bout to win them like it's back
to back to back to back to back

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Til I stop rapping

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You ain't even sold a damn album yet
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