Singer: Lil Dicky
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Song: Professional Rapper
Lil Dicky - Professional Rapper Lyrics (LRC) (05:54-354-0-en) (PARTIAL PREVIEW)
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[00:00.00]by RentAnAdviser.com
[00:09.90]"Hello, how can I help you?"
[00:11.80]"Hi, my name's Dave Burd. I have an appointment today. it's probably under 'Lil Dicky, ' actually. I'm a... I'm a rapper, so..."
[00:19.90]"Ok, and who are you here to see?"
[00:22.30]"Uh, Snoop Dogg? Says here "Snoop D-o-g-g."
[00:26.20]"Oh, yeah. He's right down the hall. First door to your right. Give him a knock and he should be right with you."
[00:32.70]Grab a seat
[00:33.60]Thanks I'm Dave very nice to meet
[00:35.40]Dave, what it do? You can call me Dogg
[00:37.20]Let me just check your sheet
[00:38.60]No problem, sir, let me just say
[00:40.20]I'm a big fan of the shit that y'all make
[00:42.10]I can't lie, I been thinking about this all day
[00:43.90]All good, there's a reason that we called, Dave
[00:45.90]Let me start with your background
[00:47.20]Where you come from?
[00:47.90]Sure, I was undergrad down there in Richmond
[00:49.60]Before that
[00:50.20]Oh, you talking bout my hometown?
[00:51.50]I was born out of Philly grew up in a little silly old town called Cheltenham
[00:54.50]It was in the suburbs, upper- middle wealth around
[00:56.30]So real shit you ain't never had to struggle for much
[00:58.30]I wouldn't say it like that, we just had a different kind of trap
[01:00.80]Elaborate
[01:01.60]Well I ain't never had a tool, but I had to be the man at school
[01:04.30]Like I was doing shit I had to do so when I finished undergrad, I'm cool and I can get whatever job I wanted
[01:08.60]But the job you wanted wasn't all that bumping
[01:10.40]Yeah, and I saw it quick all the flaws that be coming when you grow up like that
[01:13.20]Know you been racing them rats, you ain't been making them raps
[01:15.80]Boo hoo what a hardship
[01:17.10]How you paid to get the rap shit started?
[01:18.70]Man, my Bar Mitzvah money
[01:19.90]But don't diss me buddy, I wasn't one of them younguns up on the block who had nothing to lose
[01:23.30]I must've wanted this a lot, I had something to choose
[01:25.00]Look at that, I can say there's something to prove up in your ass
[01:27.60]Yeah, I guess
[01:28.10]That's enough of the past, what makes you want to do rap?
[01:30.30]Oh my God, it's the best
[01:31.20]Bitches let me draw up on their breasts
[01:32.60]Literally I can reinvent myself
[01:34.30]I get a forum to project myself
[01:35.60]It's never boring, every morning I wake up and try to best myself
[01:37.90]I never got to be suppressed or stealthy to express myself
[01:40.20]It's kinda healthy
[01:40.90]Cool, now let me put you through a couple hypotheticals
[01:42.70]Sure
[01:43.20]In a club and a couple niggas threaten you
[01:44.80]Uh, I wouldn't do shit
[01:46.50]And I don't even get what that got to do with this?
[01:48.20]Shut the fuck up, rap's like life
[01:49.70]If you wanna do this, then you won't get far acting like a little bitch
[01:52.50]Nah, that's my niche!
[01:53.40]Don't get offended by this, but that's the market y'all missed
[01:56.10]That's the target I'll hit
[01:57.50]And that's the heart of my pitch
[01:58.80]I wanna do this whole thing different
[02:01.40]What the fuck you mean you wanna do the whole thing different?
[02:03.80]Uh, you know, I-I think, like, you know
[02:05.70]Traditionally people have been doing the job the same kind of way for a long time
[02:10.00]But traditionally speaking, this shit works, right?
[02:12.30]Nah, like, I get that, but I- I just think that, you know
[02:15.30]You don't know if it could be working even better
[02:17.50]And I think you should look at me as an opportunity to find that out
[02:22.60]So what are your biggest strengths?
[02:24.70]Well my flow is crazy, I can switch that amazing
[02:27.10]For example, I can be like ain't nobody fucking with Lil Dicky
[02:29.30]When he get up on that shit and spit it sick and ridiculous
[02:31.10]Ripping this shit like it's never been did and the rhythm is never predictable
[02:33.50]Cause I can switch it, deliver this shit to whatever cadence you bitches prefer
[02:36.20]Alright, alright, I get it
[02:37.20]Top of that, lyrically I'm pretty damn clever (Go)
[02:38.80]Got a long bottom bitch, called a hoe Neville (Whoa)
[02:40.60]And I blow it from the jump, Derrick Rose knee (Oh)
[02:42.50]You can say I'm pretty smart how I know better
[02:44.30]And y'all been winning like Pistorius, there's no feet.
[02:46.10]Bro, I can go on and on
[02:47.40]I'm taking over any man like father in laws
[02:49.50]OK enough of the punchline, that ain't showing me you different from the other guys
[02:52.80]Well I don't know if they can run it like that
[02:54.20]But ain't nobody else doing funny type rap
[02:56.10]What's that?
[02:56.50]Well I can tell a story about my morning
[02:58.20]Watching Boy meets World and jerking off to Topanga Lawrence
[03:00.60]Like the 14 year old Topanga
[03:02.00]Oh this shit like a joke to you?
[03:03.20]I don't get it
[03:03.70]Nah it ain't like that I just happen to be a nutty abundantly funny type of individual
[03:07.40]Like it's a guy
[03:08.00]So when I get up on the mic I ain't finna just lie
[03:09.80]Real recognize real, right?
[03:11.30]Yeah, I guess
[03:12.00]So what you trying to do?
[03:13.00]Five years from now, tell me bout the dude
[03:14.60]Well, I don't care about the money
[03:15.90]Like, it's the respect that I'm wanting
[03:17.30]Honestly, I just want to be one of the greats,
[03:19.00]For they gotta bring ya boy every debate.
[03:20.80]I don't wanna leave the game the same
[03:22.20]In a nutshell, what's your legacy?
[03:23.90]Well, I wanna be the dude that came in and made the stand up rap
[03:26.50]With the random rap and the man like that for the people that was anti-rap
[03:29.70]Yet the fans of rap started recognizing anti-rap is ironically one of the real brands of rap left
[03:34.20]That shit sound pretty damn complex
[03:35.80]I guess, I wanna be the best
[03:37.10]I just wanna do it my way
[03:38.20]And turn the whole game sideways
[03:39.70]And show people you ain't gotta be resigned to the highway
[03:41.90]You can make a path while these motherfuckers drive straight
[03:43.80]I ain't mad at that
[03:44.80]Well thanks, man, that's my plan of my attack
[03:46.20]Just let me in and I'm a rap the plaques
[03:47.60]And I ain't about to win them back to back
[03:48.90]I'm bout to win them like i...........
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