Singer: Lil Dicky
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Song: Ex Boyfriend
Lil Dicky - Ex Boyfriend Subtitles (vtt) (04:26-266-0-en) (PARTIAL PREVIEW)
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WEBVTT
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by RentAnAdviser.com
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Ey what's going on man?
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It's your boy Lil Dicky
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A.K.A Mr. Left-ward sloping penis
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I got a story for y'all man
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Peep this
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Yessir
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Now I been datin this girl named
Katie, she hot as hell
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And her body crazy, vagina
shaven and it dont smell
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And I don't fall for chickens
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But this one a little different
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Body sickening
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Plus she really good at
making breaded chicken
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Got me thinkin she the one man
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Even fully clothed, shawty
really fun man
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Get a lotta hoes, but none
of those come close
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I swear this the most that I've
felt so damn exposed
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Oh yeah there's one more thing
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And I know this shit
gonna sound insane
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But I still haven't hit it
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I admit it, I wish I was kidding
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Never been up inside before
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Because shes only fucked
one guy before
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And though I really wanna
boink this whore
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She ma sweetie 3.14
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So I'm stayin patient,
and masterbating
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And now ma heart is sorta racing
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Cuz she said tonight will be the
night we do some fornicating
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Hell yeah, I'm down, I'm
bout to go all out
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I'm gonna pound that crazy, like an
elaborate black man handshake
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But on the way to crib,
we pass this kid
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And he seem to know who Katie is
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So I say "who this" and she say
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Dicky, this is my ex boyfriend Jim"
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And I ain't usually the one
to be the jealous type
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But as I'm lookin at this dude
I can't believe my eyes
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Cuz he's the best looking guy that
I've seen in my whole life
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He's got the thickest head of hair,
chiseled jaw, an egregious bod
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Man this the closest thing I've
seen to a Grecian god
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And now I'm lookin at ma chick, cuz
his dick's been inside her raw
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Fuck them, Aw damn
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Man this is crazy
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I can't believe this guy
used to fuck ma lady
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I bet he left that pussy
ravaged like Haiti
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Katie's huggin and squeezing
his shoulder blades
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And I'm buggin and queasy,
this ain't okay
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And then they say, "let's get
drinks" so I say okay
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Even though I was about to get laid!
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Man this mafucka look like Ashton
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Combined wit a lil Hugh Jackman
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In other words, he's
so damn attractive
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So damn tan he gotta have
a little black in him
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Now I'm in the back wit him, sippin
on some 'gnac wit him
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And he payin for it all,
he investment bankin
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I'm acting, like i ain't distracted
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But I'm reenacting him
and Katie bangin
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And now I'm feelin pissed,
so I go and take a piss
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Mid stream, I look left
and guess who it is
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And I had to see, and
I was mad discrete
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And I got on my tippy toes
and I took a little peek
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Oh my god becky, look at that cock
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And I ain't usually the one
to be the jealous type
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But as I'm lookin at his dick,
I can't believe me eyes
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Because he's got the biggest cock
that I've seen in my whole life
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And now I'm starin at this dude's
soft dick with a lotta hate
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Because the shit is plus
8 like Jon and Kate
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And I don't know if I can date
ma girl after tonight
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Aw damn
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I don't know what to do
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Dude's dick is really huge
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I didn't realize a penis
could be so smooth
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