Singer: Lil Dicky
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Song: Ex Boyfriend
Lil Dicky - Ex Boyfriend Lyrics (LRC) (04:26-266-0-en) (PARTIAL PREVIEW)
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[00:06.10]Ey what's going on man?
[00:08.10]It's your boy Lil Dicky
[00:09.70]A.K.A Mr. Left-ward sloping penis
[00:13.90]I got a story for y'all man
[00:15.90]Peep this
[00:17.20]Yessir
[00:18.80]Now I been datin this girl named Katie, she hot as hell
[00:22.20]And her body crazy, vagina shaven and it dont smell
[00:25.40]And I don't fall for chickens
[00:26.80]But this one a little different
[00:28.50]Body sickening
[00:29.40]Plus she really good at making breaded chicken
[00:31.90]Got me thinkin she the one man
[00:33.40]Even fully clothed, shawty really fun man
[00:35.00]Get a lotta hoes, but none of those come close
[00:36.70]I swear this the most that I've felt so damn exposed
[00:39.60]Oh yeah there's one more thing
[00:40.90]And I know this shit gonna sound insane
[00:42.50]But I still haven't hit it
[00:43.80]I admit it, I wish I was kidding
[00:46.20]Never been up inside before
[00:47.50]Because shes only fucked one guy before
[00:49.20]And though I really wanna boink this whore
[00:51.00]She ma sweetie 3.14
[00:52.70]So I'm stayin patient, and masterbating
[00:54.40]And now ma heart is sorta racing
[00:56.20]Cuz she said tonight will be the night we do some fornicating
[00:59.70]Hell yeah, I'm down, I'm bout to go all out
[01:03.30]I'm gonna pound that crazy, like an elaborate black man handshake
[01:06.30]But on the way to crib, we pass this kid
[01:08.20]And he seem to know who Katie is
[01:09.80]So I say "who this" and she say
[01:11.40]Dicky, this is my ex boyfriend Jim"
[01:13.20]And I ain't usually the one to be the jealous type
[01:16.30]But as I'm lookin at this dude I can't believe my eyes
[01:19.70]Cuz he's the best looking guy that I've seen in my whole life
[01:25.70]He's got the thickest head of hair, chiseled jaw, an egregious bod
[01:30.00]Man this the closest thing I've seen to a Grecian god
[01:33.40]And now I'm lookin at ma chick, cuz his dick's been inside her raw
[01:38.90]Fuck them, Aw damn
[01:41.20]Man this is crazy
[01:42.20]I can't believe this guy used to fuck ma lady
[01:44.80]I bet he left that pussy ravaged like Haiti
[01:47.30]Katie's huggin and squeezing his shoulder blades
[01:49.40]And I'm buggin and queasy, this ain't okay
[01:51.00]And then they say, "let's get drinks" so I say okay
[01:53.10]Even though I was about to get laid!
[01:54.50]Man this mafucka look like Ashton
[01:56.40]Combined wit a lil Hugh Jackman
[01:58.20]In other words, he's so damn attractive
[01:59.70]So damn tan he gotta have a little black in him
[02:01.50]Now I'm in the back wit him, sippin on some 'gnac wit him
[02:03.10]And he payin for it all, he investment bankin
[02:04.80]I'm acting, like i ain't distracted
[02:06.40]But I'm reenacting him and Katie bangin
[02:08.20]And now I'm feelin pissed, so I go and take a piss
[02:11.40]Mid stream, I look left and guess who it is
[02:15.10]And I had to see, and I was mad discrete
[02:16.70]And I got on my tippy toes and I took a little peek
[02:18.40]Oh my god becky, look at that cock
[02:21.50]And I ain't usually the one to be the jealous type
[02:24.80]But as I'm lookin at his dick, I can't believe me eyes
[02:28.20]Because he's got the biggest cock that I've seen in my whole life
[02:34.40]And now I'm starin at this dude's soft dick with a lotta hate
[02:38.50]Because the shit is plus 8 like Jon and Kate
[02:41.90]And I don't know if I can date ma girl after tonight
[02:48.40]Aw damn
[02:49.70]I don't know what to do
[02:51.20]Dude's dick is really huge
[02:52.80]I didn't realize a penis could be so smooth
[02:56.20]I know she's missin tha...........
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