Singer: Epic Rap Battles of History
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Song: The Joker vs Pennywise
Epic Rap Battles of History - The Joker vs Pennywise Subtitles (SRT) (04:02-242-0-en) (PARTIAL PREVIEW)
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In my first appearance the bat
was supposed to slay me
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But I can’t be killed that’s
why they cast a Phoenix
to play me (Hee-hee)
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I’m the Harlequin of Hate,
the Clown prince of crime
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You’re a sewer troll that Stephen
King wrote between his lines
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It’s like cocaine, you
know what I said
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I don’t know how any kind of joke
could ever go over that head
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They all float says the quote but
your films, they all sink
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Oh, and as far as Mr. King goes I’m a
*Shining* man, wink! (Ha-ha-ha-ha)
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I make the Justice League look like
just a bunch of super schlubs
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You lost to a herd of nerds who call
themselves the Loser's Club
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You’ll be gobbled up in Gotham,
so stick to your small town
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Where you’re renowned as the if it’s
brown, flush it down clown
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Hiya, Jokie! You wanna rap?
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Rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap,
rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap
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Oh, why so serious? You’re supposed
to be the man who laughs
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But those jokes were like
your new movie (Aha), mostly
really sad Beep beep
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You’re John Doe in my deadlights, you’re
about to fall from a new height
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‘Cause you’re weak and you’ve lost every
fight to a knight who wears underwear
over his tights (Ha-ha-ha)
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I haunt nightmares and I’m ruthless
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This battle’s like poker,
the Joker is useless
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Winning's not in your cards, call me
Arkham Asylum, I’m crazy with bars
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Jack Nicholson played you just fine
but lately the casting's declined
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Jared Leto came out trying to look
like he was Tekashi 6ix9ine
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So unless you’ve got a yummy younger
brother, I think you’d better run
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‘Cause I’ve got 99 red balloons, bitch,
and I dare you to take one
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Go back in your well, you
giggling sewer ginger
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You lost to a turtle that
wasn’t even a ninja
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When I flow I go Mark
Ham with ill zingers
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I steal the show like Bob Kane stole
from Bill Finger (Ha-ha-ha)
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I spit acid, be wowed, every
joke of mine stings
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You’re three night lights
in a cloud beat by the kid
from Stranger Things
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When I compare your antics to the
fiendish schemes I revel in
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They pale like the moonlight you
can dance with the devil in
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Pennywise likes the devil, we
have so much fun together
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But no one’s dying to play with Joker
except for maybe Heath Ledger!
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Puddin', you’re an embarrassment,
I’ll beat you like
you beat Harley Quinn
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That purple suit is something you
should only see Steve Harvey in
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Ah haha! I feast on your fears!
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I’m the Derry, Maine attraction
every twenty-seven years
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But you know what? I have a secret (Shh)
It’s like a very special toy
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If you wanna kill a Batman
eat him when he’s a boy
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Don’t you lay a finger on
my Bat, you little freak
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