Singer: Epic Rap Battles of History
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Song: The Joker vs Pennywise
Epic Rap Battles of History - The Joker vs Pennywise Lyrics (LRC Advanced) (04:02-242-0-en) (PARTIAL PREVIEW)
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[00:13.40]In my first appearance the bat was supposed to slay me
[00:16.90]But I can’t be killed that’s why they cast a Phoenix to play me (Hee-hee)
[00:20.40]I’m the Harlequin of Hate, the Clown prince of crime
[00:23.50]You’re a sewer troll that Stephen King wrote between his lines
[00:28.60]It’s like cocaine, you know what I said
[00:30.40]I don’t know how any kind of joke could ever go over that head
[00:33.70]They all float says the quote but your films, they all sink
[00:37.10]Oh, and as far as Mr. King goes I’m a *Shining* man, wink! (Ha-ha-ha-ha)
[00:41.40]I make the Justice League look like just a bunch of super schlubs
[00:44.60]You lost to a herd of nerds who call themselves the Loser's Club
[00:48.10]You’ll be gobbled up in Gotham, so stick to your small town
[00:51.20]Where you’re renowned as the if it’s brown, flush it down clown
[00:54.90]Hiya, Jokie! You wanna rap?
[00:58.30]Rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap
[01:01.80]Oh, why so serious? You’re supposed to be the man who laughs
[01:05.10]But those jokes were like your new movie (Aha), mostly really sad Beep beep
[01:08.60]You’re John Doe in my deadlights, you’re about to fall from a new height
[01:12.10]‘Cause you’re weak and you’ve lost every fight to a knight who wears underwear over his tights (Ha-ha-ha)
[01:15.60]I haunt nightmares and I’m ruthless
[01:17.10]This battle’s like poker, the Joker is useless
[01:18.90]Winning's not in your cards, call me Arkham Asylum, I’m crazy with bars
[01:22.30]Jack Nicholson played you just fine but lately the casting's declined
[01:25.80]Jared Leto came out trying to look like he was Tekashi 6ix9ine
[01:28.90]So unless you’ve got a yummy younger brother, I think you’d better run
[01:32.00]‘Cause I’ve got 99 red balloons, bitch, and I dare you to take one
[01:36.10]Go back in your well, you giggling sewer ginger
[01:39.00]You lost to a turtle that wasn’t even a ninja
[01:42.50]When I flow I go Mark Ham with ill zingers
[01:45.70]I steal the show like Bob Kane stole from Bill Finger (Ha-ha-ha)
[01:49.30]I spit acid, be wowed, every joke of mine stings
[01:52.50]You’re three night lights in a cloud beat by the kid from Stranger Things
[01:56.00]When I compare your antics to the fiendish schemes I revel in
[01:59.60]They pale like the moonlight you can dance with the devil in
[02:03.20]Pennywise likes the devil, we have so much fun together
[02:06.30]But no one’s dying to play with Joker except for maybe Heath Ledger!
[02:10.30]Puddin', you’re an embarrassment, I’ll beat you like you beat Harley Quinn
[02:13.30]That purple suit is something you should only see Steve Harvey in
[02:16.80]Ah haha! I feast on your fears!
[02:20.10]I’m the Derry, Maine attraction every twenty-seven years
[02:23.60]But you know what? I have a secret (Shh) It’s like a very special toy
[02:27.10]If you wanna kill a Batman eat him when he’s a boy
[02:30.60]Don’t you lay a finger on my Bat, you little freak
[02:33.70]Or I will ...........
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