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Song: Mother Teresa vs Sigmund Freud
Epic Rap Battles of History - Mother Teresa vs Sigmund Freud Subtitles (SRT) (02:44-164-0-en) (PARTIAL PREVIEW)
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Mother Teresa, for short,
call me “M.T.”
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I’m a missionary of charity M.C
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Three stripes like Adidas, and
I’m doing it for Jesus
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A one woman nun-DMC
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I got a peace prize, but
I’m not friendly
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You’re oh-for-thirteen as a nominee
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I’ve got lines like the DMV
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And being me takes balls, but
I ain’t got no D envy!
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Who could ask for a better
adversary on the mic
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Than the father of psychoanalysis?
Psych!
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Look at that egghead! Mama
wants some omelettes
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I’m here to crack the mind behind
the mom-sex complex
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I gave food, bed, medicine,
and showers
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To those whose flesh leprosy
had devoured
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Your legacy is people who
are mad at their parents
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Complaining on the couch for
two hundred bucks an hour!
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Jokes I could make about
your looks: abundant
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Your chastity vow: redundant
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But that’s enough about Mary B
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Let’s turn to my favorite subject: me!
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I got mouth cancer, wasn’t
feeling so hot
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Had the doc put me down
with a morphine shot
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Thank imaginary God I wasn’t
in one of your beds
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You’d have just sprinkled magic
water on my forehead!
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I help people live, you
watch people die
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To get souls for a man in the sky!
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You took credit that
you didn’t deserve
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You’re the fakest Sister Act
since Whoopi Goldberg!
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You were running Project
Pimp the Projects
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To you, Calcutta meant
Cal-cutta a check!
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I can see right through you
and you’ve got no flavor
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I’m battling a communion wafer!
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You call that a verse? You’re
super-ego-trippin’
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I gotta say, Sigmund, you’re
Freudian slippin’!
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I built mad missions
in my savior’s name
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All you built was a mad
tolerance for cocaine!
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Obsessed with masturbation,
but you’re off the beat
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Your flows are so poor I should
be washing their feet
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Dreams are the only place you’ll
ever be as dope as me
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