Singer: Epic Rap Battles of History
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Song: Mother Teresa vs Sigmund Freud
Epic Rap Battles of History - Mother Teresa vs Sigmund Freud Lyrics (LRC Advanced) (02:44-164-0-en) (PARTIAL PREVIEW)
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[00:10.70]Mother Teresa, for short, call me “M.T.”
[00:12.90]I’m a missionary of charity M.C
[00:15.10]Three stripes like Adidas, and I’m doing it for Jesus
[00:17.50]A one woman nun-DMC
[00:19.60]I got a peace prize, but I’m not friendly
[00:21.80]You’re oh-for-thirteen as a nominee
[00:24.00]I’ve got lines like the DMV
[00:25.60]And being me takes balls, but I ain’t got no D envy!
[00:28.60]Who could ask for a better adversary on the mic
[00:30.70]Than the father of psychoanalysis? Psych!
[00:33.00]Look at that egghead! Mama wants some omelettes
[00:35.20]I’m here to crack the mind behind the mom-sex complex
[00:37.70]I gave food, bed, medicine, and showers
[00:39.80]To those whose flesh leprosy had devoured
[00:42.00]Your legacy is people who are mad at their parents
[00:44.30]Complaining on the couch for two hundred bucks an hour!
[00:46.70]Jokes I could make about your looks: abundant
[00:48.70]Your chastity vow: redundant
[00:51.10]But that’s enough about Mary B
[00:53.00]Let’s turn to my favorite subject: me!
[00:55.40]I got mouth cancer, wasn’t feeling so hot
[00:57.40]Had the doc put me down with a morphine shot
[00:59.50]Thank imaginary God I wasn’t in one of your beds
[01:01.90]You’d have just sprinkled magic water on my forehead!
[01:04.40]I help people live, you watch people die
[01:06.50]To get souls for a man in the sky!
[01:08.70]You took credit that you didn’t deserve
[01:10.70]You’re the fakest Sister Act since Whoopi Goldberg!
[01:13.30]You were running Project Pimp the Projects
[01:15.20]To you, Calcutta meant Cal-cutta a check!
[01:17.50]I can see right through you and you’ve got no flavor
[01:19.70]I’m battling a communion wafer!
[01:22.10]You call that a verse? You’re super-ego-trippin’
[01:24.20]I gotta say, Sigmund, you’re Freudian slippin’!
[01:26.40]I built mad missions in my savior’s name
[01:28.60]All you built was a mad tolerance for cocaine!
[01:31.00]Obsessed with masturbation, but you’re off the beat
[01:33.00]Your flows are so poor I should be washing their feet
[01:35.30]Dreams are the only place you’ll ever be as dope as me
[01:37.60]I make my rhymes count like be...........
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