Singer: Eminem
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Song: Kick Off
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by RentAnAdviser.com
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I've always looked at battle
rap as competition or war,
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and the main objective is to destroy,
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completely fuckin’ obliterate
your opponent by saying
anything and everything,
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whatever the fuck you can, to get
a reaction from the crowd.
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So nothing's off limits.
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I need you to spit that lyrical
miracle, in the swimming pool
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Before this kicks off, let me
set my balls in this tees
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'Cause I’m dottin' i's every
time I cross one of these
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There's not a redeeming
quality at all in me
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It's impossible, seems like
an implausible dream
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Positive clean thoughts intervene
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But they're all either
altered and mean
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Assault and demean, tossed and they're
being lost in the scheme
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Squashed in between a
brainwashing machine
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Like an Islamic regime, a
jihadist extreme radical
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Suicide bomber that's seeing
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Ariana Grande sing her last
song of the evening
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And as the audience from the
damn concert is leaving
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Detonates the device strapped
to his abdominal region
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I’m not gonna finish that,
for obvious reasons
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But bring your dogs, I’ma muzzle 'em
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I’m not Middle Eastern but I'll
make a bitch rock a hijab
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And at least a extra
large in a T-shirt
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Headscarf and a piece of tarp underneath
the carpet, hasta la vista
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I go Hamas on the beats to
a paradox on the beach
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And a pair of crotchless underwear
on a terrorist watch list
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Gettin' head in the sand like
an embarrassed ostrich
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Professional shit sprayer
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Bitch watch who you talkin'
to, like Apple wristwear
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Endangered species in this
ABC shit a bit scarce
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Prey’s decreasing, I face extinction
like disc players
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Told this chick she's
hot as Jada Pinkett
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And just stared 'til
I made her think it
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Said, "Maybe we should
just get married."
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She's facing me, I placed my
feet with my hips square
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Tell her, "Turn around," spread her
legs for me, then I hit bare
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Leave her stretched out like
a baby T-shirt on Ric Flair
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As I rip, tear, anal beads
in a split rear
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Spray Febreze in the chick's hair
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Make her wheeze tryna get air
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I played for keeps, there's no escaping
me, I have a bitch scared
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And chained to me, and
throw away the key
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And she'll be so afraid to leave
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That even if she ends up breaking
free she'll just sit there
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Tryin' to scrape up enough courage
and strength to get up
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It's impossible like rapin' a slut
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We stay butt-naked and fuck
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You're close, wait for you, what?
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My idea, you comin' too,
is waking you up
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With smelling salts after
I Quaalude your cup
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That'll straighten you up if
you try to stray like a pup
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Hate to get bogged down in details
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But bitch, I'm like the
dog pound with females
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My brain is corrupt, real
life, Hillside Strangler
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I strangle a skank's neck
'til it's triangular
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Shape but it's upside down, and
my mouth ain't gonna shut
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And mention me in your raps
if it makes you a buck
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Or helps you rake in the ducats,
I want payment in pub
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'Cause I ain't tryna get in your
bars like I'm waiting the club
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But if you put me in your
lines, I'm takin' a cut
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Get a million writers inside
of a room combined in it
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Try to get every idea of every
possible line to spit
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Every punchline, every combination
that rhymes with it
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Bitch, a whole team can't see
me, there's no I's in it
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Head so big, I shot myself
ten times in it
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Tryna commit suicide and
it, took five minutes
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And I survived the shit
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Someone's gonna challenge me, who?
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Battle me and win, that's
a fucking fallacy too
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You name one motherfucker
in this galaxy, reality
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You fantasy, rally your troops,
try to boost the morale
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Only time I start a movement's a bowel
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I can't even give a "yeah" or a "woo"
when you rap in the booth
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Not even a "nah" or a "boo"
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'Cause even though I'm allergic
to the crap that you spew
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When I'm 'bout to break out, I don't
mean get a rash from it too
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'Cause when I say I have allergies,
I actually do
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But that's just an analogy, I've
never had a reaction to you
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Creature from the Black Lagoon
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I reach up and I smack the moon
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You're grief struck that
I'm back so soon
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Your teacher for this afternoon
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Creep up with a pack of hoodlums
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We pack a punch like Caprisun
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Heat tucked like we each snuck
in a sub-machine gun
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We stuck in a submarine bun,
with a bag of shrooms
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Cup of lean up in the padded room
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Justin Bieber in a Catholic school
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Selling dust and reefer when
your back is to him
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Don't adjust your speaker
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I'll cuss the stripes off of a fuckin'
zebra when I'm at the zoo
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Huffin' cleaner 'til I gag from fumes
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Fuck Christina with a plastic spoon
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While I bump some G-Funk
and blast some Snoop
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'Cause her double G-cups
are massive, huge!
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It's fun for me just to grab a boob
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Plus my penis got an attitude
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My fuckin' wiener's in
a combative mood
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Come and suck a mean one
like it's mad at you
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I speak tongue-in-cheek,
what you asslicks do
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'Cause you love to eat butt,
it's sad but true
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I just sprung a leak suddenly
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What I think in my gut instinct
become in sync
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My thoughts and my stomach
link up with each other
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Ink touches the pad, then boom!
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Since the day Dre gave me
beats, I was made elite
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That's basically what makes me me
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Creating stink, 'til these
tats are fading ink
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Who's the greatest? Think we're
still debating, wink
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ADD, and better put out an APB
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'Cause it'll take LAPD and
me layin' in the street
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For you to see Shady beat
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And I'll bet ya they'd need cleats
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'Cause I'd have to be stomped by
forty men to suffer a defeat
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I pray please Jesus to make me decent
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Inhaling the main ingredient of
pain relievers, and saline
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I take three Aleves, tryna break
these fevers, I'm ailing
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I stay free of divas and
ladies screamin'
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'Cause they keep schemin' on me
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Vading keepin' the women at bay
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Like Laci Peterson, baby fetuses
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Legs and feet have been weighted,
chained in semen
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It's straight demon, and wait!
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Even if it takes meat cleavers
to make believers
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Mistake-free schemes are enablin'
me to remain deviant
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Breakbeat, eat her like steak meat
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Emcees take seats like AMC theaters
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Deranged ringleader, depraved king
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Who mainstream media hates
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Which makes things easier,
still under scrutiny
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Villainous smooth criminal,
livin' room
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With the nude Reese Witherspoon
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Who was bruised, beat with a broom
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It's in two pieces, and
lays deceased in it
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Pit with a chewed leash, and
his chain-link leapin' it
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Live in the booth, shave, eat,
bathe, drink, sleep in it
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R-A-P bleed the shit, still
and I poop, pee it
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It's a spillage, a sewage
leak, waist-deep feces
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The syllables ooze fecal, they
feel like renewed leases
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'Cause my brain releases 'em
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Like waste excretion,
it's simultaneously
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As I'm givin' these fools grief,
they're feelin' the blues
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'Cause even if stealin'
my shoes, thieves
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Just to fill 'em's a huge feat
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