Singer: Eminem
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Song: Kick Off
Eminem - Kick Off Lyrics (LRC Advanced) (11:04-664-0-en) (PARTIAL PREVIEW)
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[00:00.00]by RentAnAdviser.com
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[00:00.40]I've always looked at battle rap as competition or war,
[00:06.80]and the main objective is to destroy,
[00:10.60]completely fuckin’ obliterate your opponent by saying anything and everything,
[00:16.40]whatever the fuck you can, to get a reaction from the crowd.
[00:20.60]
[00:22.00]So nothing's off limits.
[00:24.70]
[00:25.60]I need you to spit that lyrical miracle, in the swimming pool
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[00:31.30]Before this kicks off, let me set my balls in this tees
[00:35.50]'Cause I’m dottin' i's every time I cross one of these
[00:38.90]There's not a redeeming quality at all in me
[00:42.40]It's impossible, seems like an implausible dream
[00:44.90]Positive clean thoughts intervene
[00:46.80]But they're all either altered and mean
[00:48.50]Assault and demean, tossed and they're being lost in the scheme
[00:51.20]Squashed in between a brainwashing machine
[00:56.40]Like an Islamic regime, a jihadist extreme radical
[00:59.80]Suicide bomber that's seeing
[01:01.50]Ariana Grande sing her last song of the evening
[01:05.20]And as the audience from the damn concert is leaving
[01:08.40]Detonates the device strapped to his abdominal region
[01:12.60]I’m not gonna finish that, for obvious reasons
[01:15.20]But bring your dogs, I’ma muzzle 'em
[01:17.70]I’m not Middle Eastern but I'll make a bitch rock a hijab
[01:21.10]And at least a extra large in a T-shirt
[01:23.80]Headscarf and a piece of tarp underneath the carpet, hasta la vista
[01:29.40]
[01:30.80]I go Hamas on the beats to a paradox on the beach
[01:33.80]And a pair of crotchless underwear on a terrorist watch list
[01:37.90]Gettin' head in the sand like an embarrassed ostrich
[01:42.60]Professional shit sprayer
[01:44.70]Bitch watch who you talkin' to, like Apple wristwear
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[01:49.50]Endangered species in this ABC shit a bit scarce
[01:52.50]Prey’s decreasing, I face extinction like disc players
[01:56.40]Told this chick she's hot as Jada Pinkett
[01:58.60]And just stared 'til I made her think it
[02:00.50]Said, "Maybe we should just get married."
[02:03.00]She's facing me, I placed my feet with my hips square
[02:05.60]Tell her, "Turn around," spread her legs for me, then I hit bare
[02:09.80]Leave her stretched out like a baby T-shirt on Ric Flair
[02:13.10]As I rip, tear, anal beads in a split rear
[02:16.40]Spray Febreze in the chick's hair
[02:18.80]Make her wheeze tryna get air
[02:20.50]I played for keeps, there's no escaping me, I have a bitch scared
[02:24.20]And chained to me, and throw away the key
[02:26.30]And she'll be so afraid to leave
[02:27.90]That even if she ends up breaking free she'll just sit there
[02:31.60]
[02:35.50]Tryin' to scrape up enough courage and strength to get up
[02:38.20]It's impossible like rapin' a slut
[02:40.40]We stay butt-naked and fuck
[02:43.00]You're close, wait for you, what?
[02:45.10]My idea, you comin' too, is waking you up
[02:48.40]With smelling salts after I Quaalude your cup
[02:51.20]That'll straighten you up if you try to stray like a pup
[02:54.10]Hate to get bogged down in details
[02:56.10]But bitch, I'm like the dog pound with females
[02:58.80]My brain is corrupt, real life, Hillside Strangler
[03:02.70]I strangle a skank's neck 'til it's triangular
[03:05.90]Shape but it's upside down, and my mouth ain't gonna shut
[03:10.40]And mention me in your raps if it makes you a buck
[03:13.30]Or helps you rake in the ducats, I want payment in pub
[03:16.60]'Cause I ain't tryna get in your bars like I'm waiting the club
[03:19.60]But if you put me in your lines, I'm takin' a cut
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[03:25.20]Get a million writers inside of a room combined in it
[03:28.30]Try to get every idea of every possible line to spit
[03:31.30]Every punchline, every combination that rhymes with it
[03:34.40]Bitch, a whole team can't see me, there's no I's in it
[03:38.30]Head so big, I shot myself ten times in it
[03:41.00]Tryna commit suicide and it, took five minutes
[03:43.40]And I survived the shit
[03:45.40]
[03:49.20]Someone's gonna challenge me, who?
[03:51.20]Battle me and win, that's a fucking fallacy too
[03:54.40]You name one motherfucker in this galaxy, reality
[03:58.30]You fantasy, rally your troops, try to boost the morale
[04:02.00]Only time I start a movement's a bowel
[04:04.40]I can't even give a "yeah" or a "woo" when you rap in the booth
[04:07.60]Not even a "nah" or a "boo"
[04:10.00]'Cause even though I'm allergic to the crap that you spew
[04:12.70]When I'm 'bout to break out, I don't mean get a rash from it too
[04:16.10]'Cause when I say I have allergies, I actually do
[04:19.00]But that's just an analogy, I've never had a reaction to you
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[04:25.20]Creature from the Black Lagoon
[04:26.60]I reach up and I smack the moon
[04:28.80]You're grief struck that I'm back so soon
[04:30.90]Your teacher for this afternoon
[04:33.10]Creep up with a pack of hoodlums
[04:35.00]We pack a punch like Caprisun
[04:37.50]Heat tucked like we each snuck in a sub-machine gun
[04:40.60]We stuck in a submarine bun, with a bag of shrooms
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[04:45.40]Cup of lean up in the padded room
[04:48.50]Justin Bieber in a Catholic school
[04:51.40]Selling dust and reefer when your back is to him
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[04:56.20]Don't adjust your speaker
[04:57.60]I'll cuss the stripes off of a fuckin' zebra when I'm at the zoo
[05:02.20]Huffin' cleaner 'til I gag from fumes
[05:05.30]Fuck Christina with a plastic spoon
[05:08.50]While I bump some G-Funk and blast some Snoop
[05:11.20]'Cause her double G-cups are massive, huge!
[05:14.60]
[05:15.70]It's fun for me just to grab a boob
[05:18.50]Plus my penis got an attitude
[05:20.90]My fuckin' wiener's in a combative mood
[05:23.30]Come and suck a mean one like it's mad at you
[05:26.10]
[05:29.20]I speak tongue-in-cheek, what you asslicks do
[05:32.20]'Cause you love to eat butt, it's sad but true
[05:35.80]
[05:38.60]I just sprung a leak suddenly
[05:40.20]What I think in my gut instinct become in sync
[05:43.00]My thoughts and my stomach link up with each other
[05:45.70]Ink touches the pad, then boom!
[05:48.20]
[05:52.00]Since the day Dre gave me beats, I was made elite
[05:55.20]That's basically what makes me me
[05:57.20]Creating stink, 'til these tats are fading ink
[06:00.30]Who's the greatest? Think we're still debating, wink
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[06:05.50]ADD, and better put out an APB
[06:08.30]'Cause it'll take LAPD and me layin' in the street
[06:11.60]For you to see Shady beat
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[06:13.90]And I'll bet ya they'd need cleats
[06:15.90]'Cause I'd have to be stomped by forty men to suffer a defeat
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[06:24.50]I pray please Jesus to make me decent
[06:26.90]Inhaling the main ingredient of pain relievers, and saline
[06:31.20]I take three Aleves, tryna break these fevers, I'm ailing
[06:35.20]I stay free of divas and ladies screamin'
[06:37.50]'Cause they keep schemin' on me
[06:39.10]Vading keepin' the women at bay
[06:41.70]Like Laci Peterson, baby fetuses
[06:44.00]Legs and feet have been weighted, chained in semen
[06:46.50]It's straight demon, and wait!
[06:48.20]Even if it takes meat cleavers to make believers
[06:50.70]Mistake-free schemes are enablin' me to remain deviant
[06:54.20]Breakbeat, eat her like steak meat
[06:56.40]Emcees take seats like AMC theaters
[06:58.40]Deranged ringleader, depraved king
[07:00.40]Who mainstream media hates
[07:02.90]Which makes things easier, still under scrutiny
[07:05.10]Villainous smooth criminal, livin' room
[07:07.60]With the nude Reese Witherspoon
[07:08.90]Who was bruised, beat with a broom
[07:10.20]It's in two pieces, and lays deceased in it
[07:13.90]Pit with a chewed leash, and his chain-link leapin' it
[07:18.10]Live in the booth, shave, eat, bathe, drink, sleep in it
[07:21.90]R-A-P bleed the shit, still and I poop, pee it
[07:24.70]It's a spillage, a sewage leak, waist-deep feces
[07:27.60]The syllables ooze fecal, they feel like renewed leases
[07:30.50]'Cause my brain releases 'em
[07:32.50]
[07:34.40]Like waste excretion, it's simultaneously
[07:36.30]As I'm givin' these fools grief, they're feelin' the blues
[07:39.10]'Cause even if stealin' my shoes, thieves
[07:40.90]Just to fill 'em's a huge feat
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[07:44.20]A hill and it's too steep
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