Şarkıcı: Eminem
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Parça: Alfred's Theme
Eminem - Alfred's Theme Lirik (LRC) (05:40-340-0-en) (ÖN İZLEME)
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[00:00.00]by RentAnAdviser.com
[00:09.80]Before I check the mic (Check, check, one, two)
[00:11.70]I give it a extra swipe with a Lysol disinfectant wipe (Good evening)
[00:15.10]Coronavirus in effect tonight
[00:17.40]Antiseptics on deck, I got every type (Yeah)
[00:19.80]I throw on my tux, then I (Yeah) give zero fucks, then I (Yeah)
[00:22.30]Act like a jockstrap (Uh), cup my nuts, then I (Yeah)
[00:24.60]Check my ball hair (What?), make sure it's all there (Yeah)
[00:27.10]Then call the pallbearer (Yeah)
[00:28.40]It's Music to Bе Murdered By again, why stop?
[00:30.60]Overkill likе a pipe bomb in your pine box
[00:33.30]You're all hitched to my cock (What?)
[00:34.50]Went from punchin' a time clock to getting my shot
[00:37.20]Then treated it like a cyclops
[00:38.70]Like it's the only one I (Only one eye) got
[00:40.70]And my thoughts are like nines cocked (Chk-chk)
[00:42.70]Every line's obscene, pervertedest mind, got the dirtiest rhyme stocked
[00:46.20]That's why there's parental advising (Visine) every time I drop (Eye drop)
[00:49.30]So throw on the theme to Alfred, I'll channel him like the Panama Canal
[00:53.20]But how could I get up in arms about you saying trash is all that I put out?
[00:56.90]Bitch, I still get the bag when I'm putting garbage out
[00:59.60]Plus, the potty mouth, I'm not about to wash it out
[01:01.70]The filthiest, so all this talk about I'm washed up, how preposterous
[01:04.60]Because if cleanliness is next to godliness
[01:06.40]It's obvious that it's impossible for me to be beside myself
[01:08.90]And I'm 'bout that capital like a proper noun
[01:11.70]Still on top the pile
[01:13.00]Got me sitting on numbers like a pocket dial
[01:15.40]Quick to call you out on your bullshit
[01:17.40]Don't make me give that crock a dial
[01:19.20]'Cause if I do it, see you later, alligator
[01:21.30]Made it out the trailer, then I made a vow to cater to no one
[01:23.70]So hate, I've gained about the same amount that's in my bank account
[01:26.50]So here's some more shit for you to complain about, I say the
[01:29.00]Bars that never slack (Yeah), but always get attacked (Yeah)
[01:31.10]I think they're gunnin' for me, it's startin' to feel like that
[01:33.50]Like I'm marked, 'cause when I rap, it's like fallin' on my back in a tar pit
[01:36.90]'Cause I have this target on my back (Ew, yuck)
[01:39.00]But if I ever double-crossed my fans and lost my Stans
[01:42.00]I'd probably pop five Xans (Yeah)
[01:43.40]Go in my garage, start my van
[01:45.20]Inhale as much carbon monoxide and exhaust I can
[01:48.40]And doze off like
[01:49.90]But odds like that, with these thoughts I have's like a giant getting squashed by ants
[01:53.40]If this is the test of time, I'd pass with flying colors
[01:56.60]Like I just tossed my crayons (Tossed my crayons)
[01:58.70]Small, medium, and large size cans
[02:00.80]Sanitizers of all types, brands, cost nine bands
[02:03.60]Which is a small price for Lysol wipes and
[02:05.80]If my palms brush across my pants, I wash my hands
[02:08.70]Shit, hold on, man
[02:11.30]Motherfucker
[02:13.10]Happy birthday to
[02:15.20]Fuck (Shh, quiet)
[02:16.10]I sit in silence in candlelit environments
[02:18.60]Sipping Wild Irish while getting violent
[02:20.90]Homicidal visions when I'm spitting like this
[02:23.00]But really I'm just fulfilling my wish of killing rhymes
[02:25.70]Which is really childish and silly, but I'm really like this
[02:28.30]I'm giving nightmares to Billie Eilish, I'm Diddy's side bitch
[02:31.20]What the fuck? Hold on, wait
[02:33.00]"I'm Diddy's side bitch?"
[02:33.90]Oh, I'm still east side, bitch
[02:36.00]So 'til the E-N-D, since EPMD
[02:38.40]Been givin' y'all the business (Yeah), D-R-E and me (Yup)
[02:40.80]From the MMLP to (Huh?) MTBMB (Bitch)
[02:43.30]Bitch, it's 2020, you still ain't seein' me (Haha)
[02:45.80]So call me Santa Claus (Santa Claus)
[02:47.30]'Cause at the present (Yeah), I out-rap 'em all (Wrap 'em all), I'm at the mall
[02:51.00]Got your bitch in a bathroom stall, she could suck a basketball (Uh)
[02:53.20]Through a plastic straw (Yeah) with a fractured jaw (Damn)
[02:55.80]My dick is coat check (Ha), she wanna jack it off (Yeah)
[02:58.20]I'm so far past the bar, I should practice law
[03:00.70]Mentally, I'm fucked up generally (General Lee) (Duh)
[03:03.50]Dukes of Hazzard car (Yeah), get the cadaver dogs
[03:05.80]'Cause this is murder, murder and you'll get murked, murked
[03:08.10]This music 'bout to kill you, brr, brr (Brr)
[03:10.70]This chicken hit my phone, she said, "Chirp, chirp"
[03:13.10]I said, "Hut, hut, hike your skirt, skirt"
[03:15.60]Then go eat some worms, like the early bird
[03:18.10]What the fuck is love? That's a dirty word
[03:20.70]Make me fall in it, there's not a girl on Earth
[03:23.00]Or any other planet, that's a world of hurt
[03:25.50]And I won't buy her designer, 'cause I don't pander (Panda)
[03:28.10]But I'm back with so many knots, I need a chiropractor (Damn)
[03:30.50]And this the final chapter (Why?), 'cause I'm either frying after (Oh)
[03:32.90]Or they gon' give me the needle (What?) like a vinyl scratcher (DJ)
[03:35.50]Yeah, I'm a card, like Hallmark
[03:37.90]At Walmart with a small cart buying wall art
[03:40.30]And y'all who claim to be dogs aren't
[03:42.10]No bite, like a tree, mostly just all bark, arf, arf
[03:45.30]But y'all pickin' the wrong tree, they call me dog because I'm barking (Bar king, bark, bark, barking)
[03:50.00]And I got a lot, yeah, like where cars park
[03:52.60]I'd describe it as bowling (Why?) ball hard (Ball's hard)
[03:55.20]'Cause the gutter's where my mind is and when
[03:57.30]It's in this frame, better split like the five and the ten
[03:59.60]'Cause without a second to spare, I'm strikin' again
[04:02.10]And when the beat is up my alley, I go right for the pens (Pins)
[04:04.70]The cypher begins
[04:05.50]I'm talkin' smack like heroin, the mic's a syringe
[04:07.70]It's like a binge, Vicodin, I w...........
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