Eminem - Brand New Dance (with Lyrics & Subtitles)
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Eminem - Brand New Dance (en) Lyrics
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Get up
Everybody on the dance floor, come on
That means you too, Chris
Well, it's Friday night,
no date for the prom
Just got caught jackin'
off by your mom
Suspended from school for
settin' off the alarm
Kim Jong keep screamin'
he gon' drop the bomb
But anyway, every day is
the same old shiddit
Room lookin' like a tornado hit it
Try to explain, your parents,
they don't get it
Time to hit you with
a funky dope rhythm
Let it roll, if you ready,
we gon' start the show
Everybody in the world,
all across the globe
You can feel it in your
head down to your toes
Dance until you're wheelchair-
bound, here we go
Yеah, horseback, little do-si-do
Little bit of soul mixеd
with some rodeo
Everybody in the world's
gonna laugh to this
Shit, I'll probably end up crippled
after this, come on
Clap your hands and stomp your feet
Everybody, join together
Can you feel the funky beat?
Everywhere you see people laughing and
Dancing in the street
On the count of three, everybody do
The Christopher Reeves
One, two, three, follow me
Superman, Batman, Spider-Man
Slipped, fell, landed in a garbage can
Shit, hell, damn it,
I can hardly stand
But I get it crackin' like
no one in the party can
Give me a beat, I'll show you
all a brand-new dance
All I need is a stretcher
and an ambulance
Now stand back, kids, don't
try this at home
Chi-boom, kick-boom, ooh, ah-oh
It's a brand-new craze and
it's sweepin' the nation
Anything else is a cheap imitation
Just make sure that you videotape it
You can only do it once, but
the people go apeshit
It's a crowd favorite, a party pleaser
It's better than the shake
of the grand mal seizure
So next time that you see
grandma, tease her
And roll up with a fresh set
of wheels all greased up
If your arms, legs, feet,
and your hands are numb
You've fallen and you can't get up
It's a brand-new dance, this
is my Chris anthem, I'm
Givin' Chris Reeves his chrysanthemums
I'ma have everybody jumpin' to this
Caitlyn Jenner in the front
row pumpin' her fists
With a simple little twist
and a flick of the wrist
A little snap of the neck
and a slip of the disc
You just pull up a chair
and grab a seat
And clap your hands and
stomp your feet
Or stomp your hands and clap your feet
Flop around 'til you lookin'
like a slab of meat
You put your left foot back,
your right in front
Tip your head back, let
it touch your butt
'Til you feel a little pop,
like what the fuck?
Motherfuck, fuck a duck, what
the fuck? I'm stuck
So, party people, are you with
me? What's the deal?
If you real, grab your
chair up by the wheel
If you wanna feel just
like the Man of Steel
Windmillin' on a million
banana peels, come on
Woo
Good morning, Eminem
Or Marshall, as others
have informed me
Christopher Reeves here
You had better not talk behind my back
Or I will kick your ass the minute
I'm out of this chair
Watch yourself, Marshall
I'm watching you
Ah! Holy shit
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