Majka - Csurran, cseppen (with Lyrics & Subtitles)
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Majka - Csurran, cseppen (en) Lyrics
Tonight at seven, in a rare televised appearance -
only his second in eight years of leadership - Kleptistan's
Prime Minister will address the nation.
In this live broadcast, he will respond
to corruption allegations,
address the nation's challenges,
and present what he claims to
be solutions to Kleptistan's
dire economic situation.
Join us at seven pm for this live address
from the nation's leader.
„Money, money, precious and fine
Money, get over here, it's time!"
Ancient Kleptistani proverb
Pjetrö: He thinks this is a place
where I am for the taxpayers.
Waiter: What can I get you gentlemen?
Majka : Water… please. Then
he turns to me and says…
Son, you need to to this
for your country.
Just one drop from this truth serum
in his drink would make him
come clean on all those dirty
deeds he committed in
the past eight years.
And he won't be able to lie. Cheers!
God bless Kleptistan!
Hello, sweetheart! How are you?
So.
Money, money, sweet money mine
Come here, come here, cross the line
Money, money, precious and fine
Money, get over here, it's time!
Eight years I've been ruling the land
„Russkies out" was the winning chant
Old money came handy back in
the day When protests cost
me just one eye, hey
We grew bigger like a faithful mass Just
had to give the gays some flak
Laughed at fools who played our
game Just promise them
wealth and fame
Soon I saw we needed plans With
my old pals I made commands
My crew's got records, that's
for sure When streets need
muscle, they're the cure
An old mate knocked upon my door Veteran
of fuel scams from before
Washed cash clean, all neat and right
Made him finance minister
overnight
A little drips and drops from here
and there In freezing cold
or scorching summer air 'Cause
I survive it all, you see
The laws are written just for me
It drips and drops
From heaven's cash must
fall like props
'Cause I survive it all with ease
The boss is cash's best friend, please
Stashed a billion, maybe two Worth
getting up, that much is true
First twenty made my hands all shake
The rest were easy cake to take
Ride's so smooth, you paid it you fool
Always find luxury ain't it cool
Bought watches, bags, a jungle
too Cum guzzling secretary
nothing to rue
Just had to survive election day Find
something catchy new to say
Need something they should
fear at night Something complex,
not quite right
With Jews we're careful, they're
around And have their
hands where cash is found
No need to push the Roma down They help
when the victor's to be crowned
Tenders fixed, thugs all set Friends
of friends get pardons, you bet
Pay some journos outta pocket Fuckheads
praise you like a rocket
'Cause I survive it all with
ease The boss is cash's
best friend, please
Oh you heavenly, divine gangsta soul
Takes what he needs,
keeps full control
Brave commander, skin snow-white Fighting
for principles day and night
For homeland, God, and
every child's right
A little drips and drops
from here and there
In freezing cold or scorching
summer air
'Cause I survive it all, you see
Listen sweetie
You know why we did all this?
Why all this fucking fuss?
What else could it be, huh?
Come here now, it's about time
Damn, I love money!
Fuck yeah!
Following the interview, the members of
the TV-crew tragically and quite unexpectedly
fell out of a hospital window.
One of them survived the fall
but then fell out again...
The waiter tried to defect to Australia
on a crayfish boat...
Following the interview, the Prime
Minister promptly established
a full dictatorship.
He and his right hand (Josef) continue
to maintain their relationship
is purely professional.
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