Eminem - The Real Slim Shady (with Lyrics & Subtitles)
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Eminem - The Real Slim Shady (en) Lyrics
- May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
I repeat, will the real Slim
Shady please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here.
Y'all act like you never seen
a white person before
Jaws all on the floor
like Pam like Tommy
Just burst in the door
And started whoopin' her
ass worse than before
Pink fifties lookin' crispy,
the hundreds is bluein'
Agh!
It's the return of the, Ah wait,
no way, you're kidding
He didn't just say what I
think he did, did he?
And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots!
Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked
in my basement
ha ha!
Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim
Shady, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walkin' around,
grabbin' his you-know-what
Flippin' the you-know-who, yeah
but he's so cute though
Yeah, I probably got
a couple of screws
up in my head loose
Lil' Jewish prostitute, blew
in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes I wanna get on
TV and just let loose
But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green
blew a stack on the shoes
to hump a dead moose
My bum is on your lips, my
bum is on your lips
And if I'm lucky, you might just
give it a little kiss
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Ayy, if they threatened you with life,
I tend to whisper when I feel
it's a rat in the room
Of course they're gonna know
what intercourse is
By the time that they hit fourth grade
They've got the Discovery
Channel, don't they?
We ain't nothin' but mammals
Well some of us, cannibals.
Who people open like cantaloupes
Then there's no reason
that a man and another man can't elope
But if you feel like I feel,
I got the antidote
Women, wave your pantyhose, sing
the chorus, and it goes
I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys
are just imitating
Damn, my nigga died off a couple bars
So won't the real Slim Shady
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00:01:03,200 --> 00:01:05,700
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes
I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys
are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady
please stand up
Will Smith don't gotta cuss in
his raps to sell records
She been comin' hot just like
a hеat stroke (Heat stroke)
You think I give a damn
about a Grammy?
I could see you lurkin'
even stomach me,
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let alone stand me
But Slim, what if you win,
wouldn't it be weird?
Christina Aguilera better
switch me chairs
00:01:15,400 --> 00:01:18,200
Now, you keepin' it honest (Yeah)
So I can sit next to Carson
Daly and Fred Durst
Little put me on blast on MTV
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Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's
married to Kim, hee-hee
I should download her audio on MP3
Keep the bitch ju-u-ump (Keep jump)
- Ahh!
And there's a million
of us just like me
Who dress like me, walk,
talk and act like me
Ask me if I'm really okay
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes
I'm the real Shady
you want, you want
All you other Slim Shady
are just imitating
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Now, you keepin' it honest (Yeah)
I'm like a head trip to listen to,
I'm deeply rooted, nigga, set in stone
Your livin' room
Real traditional gang member,
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And I don't gotta be false
or sugarcoat it at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
And whether you like to
admit it, I just it
Better than 90% of you rappers out can
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Then you wonder, how can
Kids eat up these albums like?
Too many nights, 'bout
to crash (Skrrt)
Pinching nurses asses when
I'm with Jergens
Working
And every single person is
a Slim Shady lurking
He could be working at Burger
King, spittin' on
Your onion rings
With his windows down
and his system up
So will the real Shady please stand up
And put one of those fingers
on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your
mind and outta control
So won't the real Slim Shady
please stand up
in a standoff
Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim
Shady in all of us
Let's all stand up.
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