Lil Dicky - Ex Boyfriend (with Lyrics & Subtitles)
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Lil Dicky - Ex Boyfriend (en) Lyrics
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Ey what's going on man?
It's your boy Lil Dicky
A.K.A Mr. Left-ward sloping penis
I got a story for y'all man
Peep this
Yessir
Now I been datin this girl named
Katie, she hot as hell
And her body crazy, vagina
shaven and it dont smell
And I don't fall for chickens
But this one a little different
Body sickening
Plus she really good at
making breaded chicken
Got me thinkin she the one man
Even fully clothed, shawty
really fun man
Get a lotta hoes, but none
of those come close
I swear this the most that I've
felt so damn exposed
Oh yeah there's one more thing
And I know this shit
gonna sound insane
But I still haven't hit it
I admit it, I wish I was kidding
Never been up inside before
Because shes only fucked
one guy before
And though I really wanna
boink this whore
She ma sweetie 3.14
So I'm stayin patient,
and masterbating
And now ma heart is sorta racing
Cuz she said tonight will be the
night we do some fornicating
Hell yeah, I'm down, I'm
bout to go all out
I'm gonna pound that crazy, like an
elaborate black man handshake
But on the way to crib,
we pass this kid
And he seem to know who Katie is
So I say "who this" and she say
Dicky, this is my ex boyfriend Jim"
And I ain't usually the one
to be the jealous type
But as I'm lookin at this dude
I can't believe my eyes
Cuz he's the best looking guy that
I've seen in my whole life
He's got the thickest head of hair,
chiseled jaw, an egregious bod
Man this the closest thing I've
seen to a Grecian god
And now I'm lookin at ma chick, cuz
his dick's been inside her raw
Fuck them, Aw damn
Man this is crazy
I can't believe this guy
used to fuck ma lady
I bet he left that pussy
ravaged like Haiti
Katie's huggin and squeezing
his shoulder blades
And I'm buggin and queasy,
this ain't okay
And then they say, "let's get
drinks" so I say okay
Even though I was about to get laid!
Man this mafucka look like Ashton
Combined wit a lil Hugh Jackman
In other words, he's
so damn attractive
So damn tan he gotta have
a little black in him
Now I'm in the back wit him, sippin
on some 'gnac wit him
And he payin for it all,
he investment bankin
I'm acting, like i ain't distracted
But I'm reenacting him
and Katie bangin
And now I'm feelin pissed,
so I go and take a piss
Mid stream, I look left
and guess who it is
And I had to see, and
I was mad discrete
And I got on my tippy toes
and I took a little peek
Oh my god becky, look at that cock
But as I'm lookin at his dick,
I can't believe me eyes
Because he's got the biggest cock
that I've seen in my whole life
And now I'm starin at this dude's
soft dick with a lotta hate
Because the shit is plus
8 like Jon and Kate
And I don't know if I can date
ma girl after tonight
Aw damn
I don't know what to do
Dude's dick is really huge
I didn't realize a penis
could be so smooth
I know she's missin that
My penis isn't that
I'm lookin closer I think
that his dick has abs
Six pack on a dick
Now what the fuck is that
It's so long and thick
It's like a punching bag
I'm sayin it's so shaven,
head is amazing
Got ma dick looking like a raisin
Skin tone insane, man he's hung like
Saddam Hussein, it's crazy
What the fuck should I do?
He gotta Ruth's Chris dick,
and mine's a drive thru
I think it's time to
Tell Katie ma goodbyes
Cuz I simply can't survive
After seeing what was in
between his thighs
So I tell her
That this dude's gotta dick
that I don't comprehend
I had to move ma neck
to see it end to end
I mean the physics of his dick
just don't make any sense
And I think it's for the best
if this comes to an end
Because the sex with him
must have been the best
And I would say let's just be friends
But I think I would just think about
his dick all the time, so goodbye
Then she told me Dicky I don't
really know what to say
Because I dated this dude
in second grade
So I don't know about his dick, now
let's go home and get you laid
And then I took her to ma crib, and
you know that we belly slapped
And I gave her an O like I was selling
crack, and when I came
I pulled out and nutted all
over her left thigh
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