Epic Rap Battles of History - The Joker vs Pennywise (with Lyrics & Subtitles)
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Epic Rap Battles of History - The Joker vs Pennywise (en) Lyrics
by RentAnAdviser.com
In my first appearance the bat
was supposed to slay me
But I can’t be killed that’s
why they cast a Phoenix
to play me (Hee-hee)
I’m the Harlequin of Hate,
the Clown prince of crime
You’re a sewer troll that Stephen
King wrote between his lines
It’s like cocaine, you
know what I said
I don’t know how any kind of joke
could ever go over that head
They all float says the quote but
your films, they all sink
Oh, and as far as Mr. King goes I’m a
*Shining* man, wink! (Ha-ha-ha-ha)
I make the Justice League look like
just a bunch of super schlubs
You lost to a herd of nerds who call
themselves the Loser's Club
You’ll be gobbled up in Gotham,
so stick to your small town
Where you’re renowned as the if it’s
brown, flush it down clown
Hiya, Jokie! You wanna rap?
Rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap,
rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap
Oh, why so serious? You’re supposed
to be the man who laughs
But those jokes were like
your new movie (Aha), mostly
really sad Beep beep
You’re John Doe in my deadlights, you’re
about to fall from a new height
‘Cause you’re weak and you’ve lost every
fight to a knight who wears underwear
over his tights (Ha-ha-ha)
I haunt nightmares and I’m ruthless
This battle’s like poker,
the Joker is useless
Winning's not in your cards, call me
Arkham Asylum, I’m crazy with bars
Jack Nicholson played you just fine
but lately the casting's declined
Jared Leto came out trying to look
like he was Tekashi 6ix9ine
So unless you’ve got a yummy younger
brother, I think you’d better run
‘Cause I’ve got 99 red balloons, bitch,
and I dare you to take one
Go back in your well, you
giggling sewer ginger
You lost to a turtle that
wasn’t even a ninja
When I flow I go Mark
Ham with ill zingers
I steal the show like Bob Kane stole
from Bill Finger (Ha-ha-ha)
I spit acid, be wowed, every
joke of mine stings
You’re three night lights
in a cloud beat by the kid
from Stranger Things
When I compare your antics to the
fiendish schemes I revel in
They pale like the moonlight you
can dance with the devil in
Pennywise likes the devil, we
have so much fun together
But no one’s dying to play with Joker
except for maybe Heath Ledger!
Puddin', you’re an embarrassment,
I’ll beat you like
you beat Harley Quinn
That purple suit is something you
should only see Steve Harvey in
Ah haha! I feast on your fears!
I’m the Derry, Maine attraction
every twenty-seven years
But you know what? I have a secret (Shh)
It’s like a very special toy
If you wanna kill a Batman
eat him when he’s a boy
Don’t you lay a finger on
my Bat, you little freak
Or I will spend a whole week
knocking out those prickle
teeth (Hee-hee-hee)
Tell your author for his
next gangbang scene
How about a little more
PG and a lot less 13
Even I wouldn’t stoop to that
kind of impropriety
This is Earth you space demon, we
live in a society (Ha-ha-ha)
I’ve seen your movies so
I know you don’t hurry
But I’ll shoo you down the drain so
fast they’ll call you Tim Scurry
Ask Robin if I drop bars, I take
smiles and I leave scars
Guards in Arkham will admit that the
Joker just killed IT (Ha-ha-ha)
Arkham? Ha! You stole that
from H.P. Lovecraft
Who needs guards when you couldn’t even
escape Cesar Romero’s mustache
You jester, I’m Montressor, ‘bout
to make you my Fortunado
And seal this battle up like it was
the Cask of Amontillado (Woo)
I spit January ember flames (Woo)
You got beat by the Scooby Gang (Woo)
I’m the John Wayne of John Wayne
Gacys, the underground Clown
Posse, my flow’s Insane
Poster boy for missing persons posters,
Joker’s gonna float with me
‘Cause he just messed with the
best wall-eyed rapper since the
Notorious B.I.G. (Wu-ha-ha)
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