Eminem - Houdini (with Lyrics & Subtitles)
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Eminem - Houdini (en) Lyrics
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Hey, Em, it's Paul
Uh, I was listening to the album
Good fucking luck, you're on your own
Guess who's back, back again?
Shady's back, tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back
Guess who's back
(Da-da-da, da, da, da, da, da, da)
(Da-da-da, da, da, da, da)
Well, look what the stork brung
(What?) Little baby devil
with the forked tongue
And it's stickin' out, yeah,
like a sore thumb
(Bleah) With a forehead that
it grew horns from
Still a white jerk
Pullin' up in a Chrysler to the
cypher with the vic's, percs
and a Bud Light shirt
Lyrical technician, an electrician
y'all light work
And I don't gotta play pretend,
it's you I make believe
And you know I'm here
to stay 'cause me
If I was to ever take a leave, It
would be aspirin to break a feve
If I was to ask for Megan Thee Stallion
if she would collab with me
Would I really have a shot
at a feat? (Ha!)
I don't know, but I'm glad
to be back, like
Abra-abracadabra
(And for my last trick) I'm 'bout
to reach in my bag, bruh
(And for my last trick, poof) Just
like that and I'm back, bruh
Now back in the days of old me
(When) Right around the time
I became a dope fiend
Ate some codeine, as a way of coping
taste of opiates, case of O.E
Turned me into smiley face emoji
My shit may not be age appropri
Ate but I will hit an eight
year old in the face with
a participation trophy
'Cause I have zero doubts
That this whole world's 'bout to
turn into some girl scouts
That censorship bureau's out
To shut me down so when
I started this verse
It did start off light-
hearted at first
But it feels like I'm targeted
Mind bogglin' how my profit has skyrocketed,
look what I pocketed
Yeah, the shit is just like y'all
have been light joggin' and I've
been running at full speed
And that's why I'm ahead like my noggin,
and I'm the fight y'all get in
When you debate who the best but
ops I'm white-chalkin' when
I step up to that mic, cock it then
"Oh my god, it's him... not again!"
Sometimes I wonder what
the old me'd say
(If what?) If he could see
the way shit is today
(Look at this shit, man) He'd probably
say that everything is gay
(Like happy!) What's my
name, what's my name?
So, how many little kids still
wanna act like me?
I'm a bigger prick than cacti be
And that's why these words
sting, just like you were
being attacked by bees
In the coupe leaning back my seat
Bumpin' R. Kelly's favorite
group, the black guy pee's
In my Air Max 90's
White T's walkin' parental advisory
My transgender cat's Siamese
Identifies as black, but acts Chinese
Like a motherfuckin' hacky sack
I treat the whole world,
'cause I got it at my feet
How can I explain to you?
That even myself, I'm a danger too
I hop on tracks like a kangaroo
And say a few things
or two to anger you
But fuck that, if I think that
shit, I'ma say that shit
Cancel me what? Okay, that's
it, go ahead, Paul, quit
Snake-ass prick, you male crossdresser,
fake-ass bitch
And I'll probably get shit for that
(Watch) But you can all
suck my dick, in fact
Fuck them, fuck Dre, fuck Jimmy,
fuck me, fuck you, fuck my own
kids they're brats (Fuck 'em)
They can screw-off, them and you all
You too, Paul, got two balls, big
as RuPaul's, what you thought
you saw ain't what you saw
'Cause you're never gon' see me
Caught sleepin' and see the kidnappin'
never did happen
Like Sherri Papini, Harry Houdini,
I vanish into the thin
air as I'm leaving, like
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