Eminem - The Real Slim Shady (altyazı ve şarkı sözleri)
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Eminem - The Real Slim Shady (en) şarkı sözleri
- May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Slim Shady
please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Slim
Shady please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here.
Y'all act like you never seen
a white person before
Jaws all on the floor
like Pam like Tommy
Just burst in the door
And started whoopin' her
ass worse than before
They first were divorced, throwin'
her over furniture
Agh!
It's the return of the, Ah wait,
no way, you're kidding
He didn't just say what I
think he did, did he?
And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots!
Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked
in my basement
ha ha!
Feminist women love Eminem
Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim
Shady, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walkin' around,
grabbin' his you-know-what
Flippin' the you-know-who, yeah
but he's so cute though
Yeah, I probably got
a couple of screws
up in my head loose
But no worse than what's goin' on
in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes I wanna get on
TV and just let loose
But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green
to hump a dead moose
My bum is on your lips, my
bum is on your lips
And if I'm lucky, you might just
give it a little kiss
And that's the message that
we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know
what a woman's is
Of course they're gonna know
what intercourse is
By the time that they hit fourth grade
They've got the Discovery
Channel, don't they?
We ain't nothin' but mammals
Well some of us, cannibals.
Who people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead
animals and antelopes
Then there's no reason
that a man and another man can't elope
But if you feel like I feel,
I got the antidote
Women, wave your pantyhose, sing
the chorus, and it goes
I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys
are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady
please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes
I'm the real Shady
Will Smith don't gotta cuss in
his raps to sell records
Well, I do, so (beep) him,
and (beep) you too!
You think I give a damn
about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't
even stomach me,
let alone stand me
But Slim, what if you win,
wouldn't it be weird?
Why, so you guys could just
lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here next
to Britney Spears?
Christina Aguilera better
switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Carson
Daly and Fred Durst
And hear 'em argue over
who she gave to first
Little put me on blast on MTV
Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's
married to Kim, hee-hee
I should download her audio on MP3
And show the whole world
how you gave Eminem
- Ahh!
I'm sick of you little
girl and boy groups
All you do is annoy me,
so I have been sent here
to destroy you
And there's a million
of us just like me
Who cuss like me, who just
don't give a like me
Who dress like me, walk,
talk and act like me
And just might be the next best
thing, but not quite me
All you other Slim Shady
are just imitating
I'm like a head trip to listen to,
'cause I'm only givin' you
Things you joke about with
your friends inside
Your livin' room
The only difference is I
got the balls to say
it in front of y'all
And I don't gotta be false
or sugarcoat it at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
And whether you like to
admit it, I just it
Better than 90% of you rappers out can
Then you wonder, how can
Kids eat up these albums like?
It's funny, 'cause at the rate
I'm going, when I'm 30
I'll be the only person in the
nursing home flirting
Pinching nurses asses when
I'm with Jergens
And I'm jerking, but this whole
bag of Viagra isn't
Working
And every single person is
a Slim Shady lurking
He could be working at Burger
King, spittin' on
Your onion rings
Or in the parking lot, circling,
screaming, I don't give a
With his windows down
and his system up
So will the real Shady please stand up
And put one of those fingers
on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your
mind and outta control
And one more time, loud as
you can, how does it go?
Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim
Shady in all of us
Let's all stand up.
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