Singer: Five Years
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Song: Bo Burnham (from THE INSIDE OUTTAKES)
Five Years - Bo Burnham (from THE INSIDE OUTTAKES) Lyrics (.LRC)
[00:00.00]by RentAnAdviser.com
[00:02.10]Hey baby, uh, it's me
[00:04.80]Um, our anniversary's comin' up, it's a pretty big one
[00:09.00]And, um, I wrote a song for you
[00:12.90]So I'm just leaving you this voicemail because, um, I want the song to begin with this voicemail
[00:15.30]Like, I want the voicemail to play at the beginning of it
[00:24.40]So, if you could just download this voicemail when you get it and then text it to me
[00:29.40]Um, you might need to, like, download another app to download the—
[00:35.00]I don't know if you can rip your voicemail right off your phone, you might need to, like—
[00:39.80]Just Google it, don't call me and ask me
[00:43.40]'Cause I know, I know what you're gonna do
[00:44.70]You're gonna, you're gonna get this
[00:46.90]And you're gonna think you just can't do it
[00:48.00]And you're gonna call me, but then I'm just gonna Google it
[00:50.20]So, just you Google it, you're an *****, you can figure it out
[00:52.60]Um, so just, figure it out and text me the voicemail
[00:55.80]Um, immediately, if you wouldn't mind
[00:58.00]Like, right when you get this
[00:58.00]Thank you, um, I love you, bye
[01:04.00]You're my best friend, I love you (Love you)
[01:08.10]You know me and I know you (Know you)
[01:13.70]We got problems that we've been through (Been through)
[01:19.40]We got **** that we'll get through, uh
[01:23.50]You think I'm rude to you
[01:25.70]You think I am the worst
[01:28.20]Because I ask when you **** my ****
[01:30.80]You take out your Invisalign first
[01:33.20]Come on
[01:34.70]Five years, five years
[01:36.60]Still you, still me, still here
[01:39.80]Five years, five years, baby
[01:42.10]Five years, five years
[01:45.00]We order Chinese, I'm eating my dumplings
[01:47.70]You reach over and you take my dumpling
[01:50.40]You don't even say, "Do you mind?" or nothing
[01:52.90]Why would you assume that you're entitled to a dumpling?
[01:55.40]So I look at you, you look back at me, like, "What the **** did I do?"
[01:59.90]If you really wanted some dim sum, then
[02:02.90]You really should've gotten some when we put in the order
[02:06.60]You say, "You're a psycho and I-I don't wanna fight
[02:10.10]So, let's just drop this, it's not a big deal"
[02:13.80]"Okay, but for the record
[02:15.70]You owe me a dumpling, I mean it, I won't forget
[02:20.80]You owe me a dumpling or a dumpling equivalent"
[02:25.80]Five years, five years
[02:28.10]Still you, still me, still here
[02:31.10]Five years, five years, baby
[02:33.80]Five years, five years
[02:37.40]We found a spider in the house
[02:39.10]You freaked and you jumped up onto the couch
[02:41.40]Since I was close and able
[02:44.00]I jumped up on the coffee table
[02:46.50]You said, "You should kill that"
[02:48.70]I said, "Um, no, **** that"
[02:51.10]You said, "Come on, be a man"
[02:54.80]What?
[02:55.90]You're a total anti-sexist, a patriarchy fighter
[03:01.60]But your whole worldview collapses
[03:04.00]The moment there's a spider, cool
[03:07.70]I get it, this is the real you
[03:09.90]It's a ********, nice to meet you
[03:12.20]**** like this brings the movement down
[03:15.00]Everyone's a feminist until there is a spider around
[03:17.70]Five years, five years
[03:20.00]Still you, still me, still here
[03:22.80]Five years, five years, baby
[03:25.30]Five years, five years
[03:27.90]How come every time I need to take a poo in the ********
[03:31.00]You out of the blue need to use the ********?
[03:33.50]Just use the guest room ********
[03:35.60]That's why we got two ********s
[03:38.20]Just use the guest room ********
[03:40.80]That's why we got two ********s
[03:45.70]And you know
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