Eminem - The Real Slim Shady (Edited) Lyrics (*.LRC)

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Singer: Eminem | Song: The Real Slim Shady (Edited)

Eminem - The Real Slim Shady (Edited) Lyrics (.LRC)

[00:03.40]May I have your attention please?
[00:06.50]May I have your attention please?
[00:09.20]Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
[00:12.70]I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
[00:17.40]We're going to have a problem here
[00:18.70]Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
[00:20.70]Jaws all on the floor like Pam and Tommy just burst in the door
[00:23.40]Started whoopin' her*****worse than before, they first get divorced
[00:25.80]Throwing her over furniture
[00:27.40]It's the return of the "Oh wait, no way, your kidding,
[00:30.20]He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
[00:32.50]And Dr Dre said
[00:33.70]Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead, he's locked in my ba*****t (ha ha)
[00:37.40]Feminist ***** love Eminem, *****a *****a *****a Slim Shady I'm sick of him
[00:41.60]Look at him, walking around grabbing his you know what
[00:43.70]Flippin' the you know who "yeah, but he's so cute though"
[00:46.30]Yea I probably got a couple of *****s up in my head loose
[00:48.50]But no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms
[00:50.80]Sometimes I want to get on TV and just let loose, but can't,
[00:53.50]But it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead *****
[00:55.50]My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips
[00:57.60]And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss
[00:59.90]And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
[01:02.00]And expect them not to know what a *****'s ******** is.
[01:04.60]Of course they gonna know what intercourse is, by the time they hit 4th grade,
[01:07.70]They got the discovery channel don't they?
[01:09.30]We ain't nothing but mammals,
[01:10.50]Well some of us cannibals, who cut other people open like cantaloupes.
[01:13.90]But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
[01:16.10]Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
[01:18.50]But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote.
[01:21.10]***** wave your *********, sing the chorus and it goes
[01:23.00]I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
[01:25.00]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[01:27.50]So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up,
[01:29.90]Please stand up,
[01:31.00]Please stand up
[01:32.20]'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
[01:34.20]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[01:36.70]So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up,
[01:39.00]Please stand up,
[01:40.10]Please stand up
[01:41.30]Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his **** to sell records
[01:43.50]Well I do, so **** him and **** you too.
[01:45.50]You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
[01:47.70]Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me.
[01:50.50]"But Slim what if you win wouldn't it be weird?"
[01:52.60]Why? So you guys can just lie to get me here?
[01:54.80]So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears.
[01:57.20]****, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
[01:59.30]So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
[02:01.70]And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first.
[02:03.90]Little ***** put me on blast on M-T-V
[02:06.30]"Yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim, he he"
[02:08.70]I should download her audio on mp3
[02:10.90]And show the whole world how you gave Eminem V.D.
[02:13.30]I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me
[02:16.20]So I've been sent here to destroy you
[02:18.00]And there's a million of us just like me
[02:20.00]Who cuss like me, who just don't give a **** like me, who dress like me
[02:23.20]Walk, talk and act like me, it just might be the next best thing,
[02:26.40]But not quite me
[02:27.20]'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
[02:29.30]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[02:31.70]So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up,
[02:34.00]Please stand up,
[02:35.20]Please stand up
[02:36.30]'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
[02:38.50]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[02:41.00]So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up,
[02:43.20]Please stand up,
[02:44.40]Please stand up
[02:45.50]I'm like a head trip to listen to
[02:46.70]'Cause I'm only giving you, things you joke about with your friends
[02:49.30]Inside your living room
[02:50.20]The only difference is I got the ***** to say it in front of y'all
[02:52.80]And I don't gotta be false or sugar coat it at all
[02:54.70]I just get on the mic and spit it, and whether you like to admit it (rip)
[02:58.10]I just **** it better than 90 percent of you rappers out there
[03:01.10]Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like Valiums, it's funny
[03:04.10]'Cause at the rate I'm going when I'm thirty
[03:06.20]I'll be the only person in the nursing home *****ing.
[03:08.50]Pinching nurses ***** when I'm jackin' off with Jergens
[03:10.80]And I'm *******, but this whole bag of ****** isn't working
[03:13.20]And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin' he could be workin' at Burger King
[03:16.10]Spitten on your onion rings
[03:18.00]Or in the parking lot circling,
[03:19.30]Screaming I don't give a **** with his windows down and system up
[03:22.30]So will the real Shady, please stand up
[03:24.40]And put one of those fingers on each hand up
[03:26.60]And to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
[03:29.10]And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
[03:31.50]I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
[03:33.50]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[03:36.00]So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up,
[03:38.20]Please stand up,
[03:39.50]Please stand up
[03:40.40]'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
[03:42.60]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[03:44.90]So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up,
[03:47.40]Please stand up,
[03:48.60]Please stand up
[03:49.80]'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
[03:51.80]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[03:54.20]So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up,
[03:56.80]Please stand up,
[03:57.80]Please stand up
[03:59.00]'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
[04:01.10]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[04:03.50]So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up,
[04:05.80]Please stand up,
[04:07.00]Please stand up
[04:09.20]Haha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us,
[04:12.50]**** it,
[04:14.10]Let's all stand up
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