Singer: Call Me Maybe
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Song: PARODY
Call Me Maybe - PARODY Lyrics (.LRC)
[00:01.26]CARLY We met last night at the club You told me you were in love
[00:04.98]Came home and smushed in the ****And now you're in my yard
[00:09.08]Woke up and saw you were gone Your running across my lawn
[00:13.12]without your pants or shoes on Here comes my St. Bernard
[00:16.98]***** was flowin' **** cleavage was showin'
[00:20.80]Your mind I was blowin' Man we were so freaking wasted
[00:25.12]Tag, you're my boyfriend. My name is Carly But all my doctors, just call me "crazy"
[00:33.08]I made you poptarts with extra gravy But I'm a call girl, you have to pay me!
[00:41.04]Psych, I'm just kidding. Aren't I crazy Let's watch 12 hours of Chelsea Lately
[00:49.04]And all the other boys try to taaaaaze me The doors are locked now. You can't escape me
[01:01.12]C'mon lets do ****again I want to be more than friends
[01:04.88]Look how far my legs can bend
[01:06.88]DOUG I'm sorry I can't stay Look I don't mean to be rude
[01:11.06]But, I don't think that we scr*wed
[01:13.06]CARLY I've got the pictures to prove it Hey don't look away
[01:17.16]You're my one and only That's what my dog told me
[01:20.76]But, don't think you own me Now lets sacrifice some *****ens
[01:25.00]I've got some hand cuffs Feel free to spank me
[01:29.16]But here's the safe word It's "call me maybe"
[01:33.00]CARLY Hey, this is my band, they seem to haaaate me
[01:37.42]DOUG They don't look like they're really playing
[01:40.98]CARLY Crap that's my husband he's in the navy He's gonna to kill you. He's also crazy
[01:49.02]HUSBAND I'm gonna kill you cus that's my "laaaady" What's going on here?
[01:55.12]CARLY He tried to***** me
[01:57.12]HUSBAND When people try to***** "my wife" it makes me so mad. It makes me feel bad I'm gonna kick your ass
[02:05.28]Come to think of it my wife is just ****in drag I need a real man So call me maybe
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