The Lonely Island - Jizz In My Pants Subtitle (.SRT)
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Lock eyes from across the room
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Down my drink while the rhythms boom
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Take your hand and skip the names
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No need here for the silly games
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Make our way through
the smoke and crowd
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The club is the sky and
I am on your cloud
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Move in close as the lasers fly
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Our bodies touch and the angels cry
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Leave this place go back to yours
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Our lips first touch
outside your doors
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A whole night what we′ve got in store
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Whisper in my ear that
you want some more
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And I
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Ji******** in my pants
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This really never happens
you can take my word
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I won′t apologi****e‚ that′s just absurd
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Mainly your fault for the
way that you dance
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And now I
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Ji******** in my pants
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Don′t tell your friends or
I will say You are a ****
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Plus It is your fault‚ you
were rubbing my ****
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I am very sensitive‚ some
would say that′s a plus
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Now I will go home and change
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I need a few things from the g****ry
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Do things alone now mostly
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Left me heartbroken not
lookin′ for love
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Surprise in my eyes when
I looked above
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The checkout counter
and I saw her face
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My heart stood still so
did time and space
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Never thought that I could
feel real again
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But the look in her eyes
said I need a friend
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She turned to me that′s
when she said it
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Looked me dead in the face‚
asked Cash or Credit?
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And I
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Ji********ed in my pants
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It is perfectly normal‚
nothing wrong with me
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But We are going to need
a cleanup on aisle 3
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And now I am posed in
an awkward stance
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Because I
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Ji********ed in my pants
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To be fair you were *****ing a lot
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Plus the way you bag cans
got me bothered and hot
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Please stop acting like
You are not impressed
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One more thing‚ I am
gonna pay by check
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Last week‚ I saw a film
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As I recall it was a horror film
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Walked outside into the rain
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Checked my phone and
saw you rang and I
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Ji********ed in my pants
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S***ding down the street when
the red lights flash
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Need to get away need to make a dash
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A song comes on that reminds
me of you and I
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Ji******** in my pants
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The next day my alarm goes off and I
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Ji******** in my pants
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Open my window and a bree****e
rolls in and I
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Ji******** in my pants
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When Bruce Willis was dead at
the end of Sixth Sense I
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Ji********ed in my pants
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I just ate a grape and I
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Ji********ed in my pants
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I went check
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Ji********ed in my pants
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Okay‚ seriously‚ you
guys‚ can we‚ okay
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I ji******** right in my pants every
time You are next to me
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And when We are holding hands
It is like having sex to me
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You say I am pre******‚
I just call it *******
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I wear a rubber at all times‚
It is a necessity
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′Cause I
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Ji******** in my pants
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(I ji******** in my pants‚ I ji******** in
my pants‚ yes I ji******** in my pants‚
yes I ji******** in my pants)
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Yes I ji******** in my pants
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(I ji******** in my pants‚
I ji******** in my pants)
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The Lonely Island - Jizz In My Pants Synchronized Advanced Lyrics (.LRC)
[00:04.01]Lock eyes from across the room
[00:05.91]
[00:06.10]Down my drink while the rhythms boom
[00:07.60]
[00:07.80]Take your hand and skip the names
[00:09.70]
[00:09.91]No need here for the silly games
[00:11.81]
[00:12.00]Make our way through the smoke and crowd
[00:13.80]
[00:14.02]The club is the sky and I am on your cloud
[00:15.72]
[00:15.92]Move in close as the lasers fly
[00:17.62]
[00:17.82]Our bodies touch and the angels cry
[00:19.81]
[00:20.02]Leave this place go back to yours
[00:21.52]
[00:21.70]Our lips first touch outside your doors
[00:23.50]
[00:23.71]A whole night what we′ve got in store
[00:25.51]
[00:25.71]Whisper in my ear that you want some more
[00:27.40]
[00:27.61]And I
[00:27.85]
[00:27.90]Ji******** in my pants
[00:29.50]
[00:29.71]This really never happens you can take my word
[00:31.31]
[00:31.50]I won′t apologi****e‚ that′s just absurd
[00:33.30]
[00:33.51]Mainly your fault for the way that you dance
[00:35.21]
[00:35.41]And now I
[00:35.56]
[00:35.61]Ji******** in my pants
[00:37.41]
[00:37.61]Don′t tell your friends or I will say You are a ****
[00:39.10]
[00:39.31]Plus It is your fault‚ you were rubbing my ****
[00:41.11]
[00:41.31]I am very sensitive‚ some would say that′s a plus
[00:43.10]
[00:43.30]Now I will go home and change
[00:45.10]
[00:45.30]I need a few things from the g****ry
[00:47.00]
[00:47.21]Do things alone now mostly
[00:49.01]
[00:49.20]Left me heartbroken not lookin′ for love
[00:51.00]
[00:51.21]Surprise in my eyes when I looked above
[00:52.91]
[00:53.10]The checkout counter and I saw her face
[00:54.80]
[00:55.01]My heart stood still so did time and space
[00:56.81]
[00:57.01]Never thought that I could feel real again
[00:58.81]
[00:59.01]But the look in her eyes said I need a friend
[01:00.91]
[01:01.10]She turned to me that′s when she said it
[01:02.70]
[01:02.90]Looked me dead in the face‚ asked Cash or Credit?
[01:04.70]
[01:04.91]And I
[01:05.15]
[01:05.20]Ji********ed in my pants
[01:06.90]
[01:07.12]It is perfectly normal‚ nothing wrong with me
[01:08.72]
[01:08.92]But We are going to need a cleanup on aisle 3
[01:10.62]
[01:10.80]And now I am posed in an awkward stance
[01:12.70]
[01:12.91]Because I
[01:13.07]
[01:13.12]Ji********ed in my pants
[01:14.72]
[01:14.92]To be fair you were *****ing a lot
[01:16.52]
[01:16.71]Plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot
[01:18.40]
[01:18.60]Please stop acting like You are not impressed
[01:20.40]
[01:20.61]One more thing‚ I am gonna pay by check
[01:22.41]
[01:22.61]Last week‚ I saw a film
[01:24.31]
[01:24.52]As I recall it was a horror film
[01:26.32]
[01:26.51]Walked outside into the rain
[01:28.31]
[01:28.50]Checked my phone and saw you rang and I
[01:30.60]
[01:30.81]Ji********ed in my pants
[01:32.41]
[01:32.62]S***ding down the street when the red lights flash
[01:34.32]
[01:34.50]Need to get away need to make a dash
[01:36.10]
[01:36.32]A song comes on that reminds me of you and I
[01:38.32]
[01:38.52]Ji******** in my pants
[01:40.32]
[01:40.51]The next day my alarm goes off and I
[01:42.41]
[01:42.61]Ji******** in my pants
[01:44.11]
[01:44.30]Open my window and a bree****e rolls in and I
[01:46.10]
[01:46.32]Ji******** in my pants
[01:48.02]
[01:48.20]When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense I
[01:50.10]
[01:50.32]Ji********ed in my pants
[01:52.02]
[01:52.22]I just ate a grape and I
[01:53.42]
[01:53.61]Ji********ed in my pants
[01:54.91]
[01:55.11]I went check
[01:55.95]
[01:56.00]Ji********ed in my pants
[01:56.15]
[01:56.20]Okay‚ seriously‚ you guys‚ can we‚ okay
[02:00.20]
[02:00.41]I ji******** right in my pants every time You are next to me
[02:04.21]
[02:04.41]And when We are holding hands It is like having ****to me
[02:08.01]
[02:08.20]You say I am pre******‚ I just call it *******
[02:11.90]
[02:12.12]I wear a rubber at all times‚ It is a necessity
[02:15.72]
[02:15.92]′Cause I
[02:16.17]
[02:16.22]Ji******** in my pants
[02:17.72]
[02:17.91](I ji******** in my pants‚ I ji******** in my pants‚ yes I ji******** in my pants‚ yes I ji******** in my pants)
[02:21.41]
[02:21.60]Yes I ji******** in my pants
[02:23.50]
[02:23.72](I ji******** in my pants‚ I ji******** in my pants)
[02:28.72]
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[02:38.71]
The Lonely Island - Jizz In My Pants Synchronized Simple Lyrics (.LRC)
[00:04.01]Lock eyes from across the room
[00:06.10]Down my drink while the rhythms boom
[00:07.80]Take your hand and skip the names
[00:09.91]No need here for the silly games
[00:12.00]Make our way through the smoke and crowd
[00:14.02]The club is the sky and I am on your cloud
[00:15.92]Move in close as the lasers fly
[00:17.82]Our bodies touch and the angels cry
[00:20.02]Leave this place go back to yours
[00:21.70]Our lips first touch outside your doors
[00:23.71]A whole night what we′ve got in store
[00:25.71]Whisper in my ear that you want some more
[00:27.61]And I
[00:27.90]Ji******** in my pants
[00:29.71]This really never happens you can take my word
[00:31.50]I won′t apologi****e‚ that′s just absurd
[00:33.51]Mainly your fault for the way that you dance
[00:35.41]And now I
[00:35.61]Ji******** in my pants
[00:37.61]Don′t tell your friends or I will say You are a slut
[00:39.31]Plus It is your fault‚ you were rubbing my butt
[00:41.31]I am very sensitive‚ some would say that′s a plus
[00:43.30]Now I will go home and change
[00:45.30]I need a few things from the grocery
[00:47.21]Do things alone now mostly
[00:49.20]Left me heartbroken not lookin′ for love
[00:51.21]Surprise in my eyes when I looked above
[00:53.10]The checkout counter and I saw her face
[00:55.01]My heart stood still so did time and space
[00:57.01]Never thought that I could feel real again
[00:59.01]But the look in her eyes said I need a friend
[01:01.10]She turned to me that′s when she said it
[01:02.90]Looked me dead in the face‚ asked Cash or Credit?
[01:04.91]And I
[01:05.20]Ji********ed in my pants
[01:07.12]It is perfectly normal‚ nothing wrong with me
[01:08.92]But We are going to need a cleanup on aisle 3
[01:10.80]And now I am posed in an awkward stance
[01:12.91]Because I
[01:13.12]Ji********ed in my pants
[01:14.92]To be fair you were flirting a lot
[01:16.71]Plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot
[01:18.60]Please stop acting like You are not impressed
[01:20.61]One more thing‚ I am gonna pay by check
[01:22.61]Last week‚ I saw a film
[01:24.52]As I recall it was a horror film
[01:26.51]Walked outside into the rain
[01:28.50]Checked my phone and saw you rang and I
[01:30.81]Ji********ed in my pants
[01:32.62]Speeding down the street when the red lights flash
[01:34.50]Need to get away need to make a dash
[01:36.32]A song comes on that reminds me of you and I
[01:38.52]Ji******** in my pants
[01:40.51]The next day my alarm goes off and I
[01:42.61]Ji******** in my pants
[01:44.30]Open my window and a bree****e rolls in and I
[01:46.32]Ji******** in my pants
[01:48.20]When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense I
[01:50.32]Ji********ed in my pants
[01:52.22]I just ate a grape and I
[01:53.61]Ji********ed in my pants
[01:55.11]I went check
[01:56.00]Ji********ed in my pants
[01:56.20]Okay‚ seriously‚ you guys‚ can we‚ okay
[02:00.41]I ji******** right in my pants every time You are next to me
[02:04.41]And when We are holding hands It is like having sex to me
[02:08.20]You say I am premature‚ I just call it ecstasy
[02:12.12]I wear a rubber at all times‚ It is a necessity
[02:15.92]′Cause I
[02:16.22]Ji******** in my pants
[02:17.91](I ji******** in my pants‚ I ji******** in my pants‚ yes I ji******** in my pants‚ yes I ji******** in my pants)
[02:21.60]Yes I ji******** in my pants
[02:23.72](I ji******** in my pants‚ I ji******** in my pants)
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