Call Me Maybe - PARODY Subtitle (.SRT)
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CARLY We met last night at the club
You told me you were in love
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Came home and smushed in the tub
And now You are in my yard
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Wo****e up and saw you were gone
Your running across my lawn
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without your pants or s***s on
Here comes my St. Bernard
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Vod****a was flowin′ ****
cleavage was showin′
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Your mind I was blowin′ Man
we were so frea****ing wasted
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Tag‚ You are my boyfriend. My
name is Carly But all my doctors‚
just call me crazy
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I made you poptarts with extra
***** But I am a call
girl‚ you have to pay me!
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Psych‚ I am just ****idding. Aren′t
I crazy Let′s watch 12
hours of Chelsea Lately
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And all the other boys try to
taaze me The doors are loc****ed
now. You can′t escape me
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C′mon lets do sex again I want
to be more than friends
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Loo**** how far my legs can bend
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DOUG I am sorry I can′t stay Loo****
I don′t mean to be rude
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But‚ I don′t thin**** that we scr*wed
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CARLY I have got the pictures to
prove it Hey don′t loo**** away
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You are my one and only That′s
what my dog told me
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But‚ don′t thin**** you own me Now
lets sacrifice some chic****ens
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I have got some hand cuffs
Feel free to span**** me
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But here′s the safe word
It is call me maybe
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CARLY Hey‚ this is my band‚
they seem to haate me
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DOUG They don′t loo**** li****e
They are really playing
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CARLY Crap that′s my husband He
is in the navy He is gonna to
****ill you. He is also crazy
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HUSBAND I am gonna ****ill you cus that′s
my laady What′s going on here?
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CARLY He tried to rape me
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HUSBAND When people try to rape my wife
it ma****es me so mad. It ma****es me
feel bad I am gonna ****ic**** your ass
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Come to thin**** of it my wife is
just guy in drag I need a
real man So call me maybe
Call Me Maybe - PARODY Synchronized Advanced Lyrics (.LRC)
[00:01.28]CARLY We met last night at the club You told me you were in love
[00:04.94]
[00:04.99]Came home and smushed in the ****And now You are in my yard
[00:09.09]
[00:09.09]Wo****e up and saw you were gone Your running across my lawn
[00:13.13]
[00:13.13]without your pants or s***s on Here comes my St. Bernard
[00:16.99]
[00:16.100]Vod****a was flowin′ **** cleavage was showin′
[00:20.76]
[00:20.81]Your mind I was blowin′ Man we were so frea****ing wasted
[00:25.07]
[00:25.12]Tag‚ You are my boyfriend. My name is Carly But all my doctors‚ just call me crazy
[00:33.08]
[00:33.09]I made you poptarts with extra ***** But I am a call girl‚ you have to pay me!
[00:41.05]
[00:41.06]Psych‚ I am just ****idding. Aren′t I crazy Let′s watch 12 hours of Chelsea Lately
[00:48.100]
[00:49.05]And all the other boys try to taaze me The doors are loc****ed now. You can′t escape me
[00:57.10]
[01:01.12]C′mon lets do ****again I want to be more than friends
[01:04.88]
[01:04.90]Loo**** how far my legs can bend
[01:06.84]
[01:06.89]DOUG I am sorry I can′t stay Loo**** I don′t mean to be rude
[01:11.01]
[01:11.06]But‚ I don′t thin**** that we scr*wed
[01:13.06]
[01:13.07]CARLY I have got the pictures to prove it Hey don′t loo**** away
[01:17.12]
[01:17.17]You are my one and only That′s what my dog told me
[01:20.77]
[01:20.77]But‚ don′t thin**** you own me Now lets sacrifice some chic****ens
[01:24.95]
[01:24.100]I have got some hand cuffs Feel free to span**** me
[01:29.16]
[01:29.17]But here′s the safe word It is call me maybe
[01:32.95]
[01:33.00]CARLY Hey‚ this is my band‚ they seem to haate me
[01:37.42]
[01:37.43]DOUG They don′t loo**** li****e They are really playing
[01:40.99]
[01:40.100]CARLY Crap that′s my husband He is in the navy He is gonna to ****ill you. He is also crazy
[01:49.03]
[01:49.04]HUSBAND I am gonna ****ill you cus that′s my laady What′s going on here?
[01:55.07]
[01:55.12]CARLY He tried to***** me
[01:57.12]
[01:57.14]HUSBAND When people try to***** my wife it ma****es me so mad. It ma****es me feel bad I am gonna ****ic**** your ass
[02:05.24]
[02:05.29]Come to thin**** of it my wife is just ****in drag I need a real man So call me maybe
[02:13.11]
Call Me Maybe - PARODY Synchronized Simple Lyrics (.LRC)
[00:01.28]CARLY We met last night at the club You told me you were in love
[00:04.99]Came home and smushed in the tub And now You are in my yard
[00:09.09]Wo****e up and saw you were gone Your running across my lawn
[00:13.13]without your pants or shoes on Here comes my St. Bernard
[00:16.100]Vod****a was flowin′ Butt cleavage was showin′
[00:20.81]Your mind I was blowin′ Man we were so frea****ing wasted
[00:25.12]Tag‚ You are my boyfriend. My name is Carly But all my doctors‚ just call me crazy
[00:33.09]I made you poptarts with extra gravy But I am a call girl‚ you have to pay me!
[00:41.06]Psych‚ I am just ****idding. Aren′t I crazy Let′s watch 12 hours of Chelsea Lately
[00:49.05]And all the other boys try to taaze me The doors are loc****ed now. You can′t escape me
[01:01.12]C′mon lets do sex again I want to be more than friends
[01:04.90]Loo**** how far my legs can bend
[01:06.89]DOUG I am sorry I can′t stay Loo**** I don′t mean to be rude
[01:11.06]But‚ I don′t thin**** that we scr*wed
[01:13.07]CARLY I have got the pictures to prove it Hey don′t loo**** away
[01:17.17]You are my one and only That′s what my dog told me
[01:20.77]But‚ don′t thin**** you own me Now lets sacrifice some chic****ens
[01:24.100]I have got some hand cuffs Feel free to span**** me
[01:29.17]But here′s the safe word It is call me maybe
[01:33.00]CARLY Hey‚ this is my band‚ they seem to haate me
[01:37.43]DOUG They don′t loo**** li****e They are really playing
[01:40.100]CARLY Crap that′s my husband He is in the navy He is gonna to ****ill you. He is also crazy
[01:49.04]HUSBAND I am gonna ****ill you cus that′s my laady What′s going on here?
[01:55.12]CARLY He tried to rape me
[01:57.14]HUSBAND When people try to rape my wife it ma****es me so mad. It ma****es me feel bad I am gonna ****ic**** your ass
[02:05.29]Come to thin**** of it my wife is just guy in drag I need a real man So call me maybe
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