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Eminem - The Real Slim Shady (Edited) Lyrics & Subtitles

Singer: Eminem | Song: The Real Slim Shady (Edited)

Eminem - The Real Slim Shady (Edited) Subtitle (.SRT)

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May I have your attention please?

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May I have your attention please?

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Will the real Slim Shady
please stand up?

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I repeat will the real Slim
Shady please stand up?

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We're going to have a problem here

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Y'all act like you never seen
a white person before

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Jaws all on the floor like Pam
and Tommy just burst in the
door

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Started whoopin' her*****worse
than before, they first get
divorced

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Throwing her over furniture

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It's the return of the "Oh
wait, no way, your kidding,

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He didn't just say what I
think he did, did he?"

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And Dr Dre said

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Nothing you ****** Dr Dre's
dead, he's locked in my
ba*****t (ha ha)

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Feminist ***** love Eminem,
*****a *****a *****a Slim
Shady I'm sick of him

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Look at him, walking around
grabbing his you know what

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Flippin' the you know who
"yeah, but he's so cute
though"

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Yea I probably got a couple of
screws up in my head loose

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But no worse than what's going
on in your parent's bedrooms

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Sometimes I want to get on TV
and just let loose, but can't,

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But it's cool for Tom Green to
hump a dead *****

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My bum is on your lips, my bum
is on your lips

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And if I'm lucky you might
just give it a little kiss

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And that's the message that we
deliver to little kids

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And expect them not to know
what a *****'s ******** is.

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Of course they gonna know what
*********** is, by the time
they hit 4th grade,

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They got the discovery channel
don't they?

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We ain't nothing but mammals,

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Well some of us cannibals, who
cut other people open like
cantaloupes.

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But if we can hump dead
animals and antelopes

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Then there's no reason that a
man and another man can't
elope

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But if you feel like I feel I
got the antidote.

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***** wave your *********,
sing the chorus and it goes

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I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady

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All you other Slim Shadys are
just imitating

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So won't the real Slim Shady,
please stand up,

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Please stand up,

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Please stand up

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'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm
the real Shady

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All you other Slim Shadys are
just imitating

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So won't the real Slim Shady,
please stand up,

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Please stand up,

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Please stand up

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Will Smith don't gotta cuss in
his **** to sell records

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Well I do, so **** him and **** you too.

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You think I give a damn about a Grammy?

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Half of you critics can't even
stomach me, let alone stand
me.

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"But Slim what if you win
wouldn't it be weird?"

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Why? So you guys can just lie
to get me here?

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So you can sit me here next to
Britney Spears.

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****, Christina Aguilera
better switch me chairs

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So I can sit next to Carson
Daly and Fred Durst

51
00:02:01,700 --> 00:02:03,700
And hear 'em argue over who
she gave head to first.

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Little ***** put me on blast on M-T-V

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"Yeah he's cute but I think
he's married to Kim, he he"

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I should download her audio on mp3

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And show the w**** world how
you gave Eminem V.D.

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I'm sick of you little girl
and boy groups all you do is
annoy me

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So I've been sent here to destroy you

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And there's a million of us just like me

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Who cuss like me, who just
don't give a **** like me, who
dress like me

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Walk, talk and act like me, it
just might be the next best
thing,

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But not quite me

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'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm
the real Shady

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All you other Slim Shadys are
just imitating

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So won't the real Slim Shady,
please stand up,

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Please stand up,

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Please stand up

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'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm
the real Shady

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All you other Slim Shadys are
just imitating

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So won't the real Slim Shady,
please stand up,

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Please stand up,

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Please stand up

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I'm like a head trip to listen to

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'Cause I'm only giving you,
things you joke about with
your friends

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Inside your living room

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The only difference is I got
the ***** to say it in front
of y'all

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And I don't gotta be false or
sugar coat it at all

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I just get on the mic and spit
it, and whether you like to
admit it (rip)

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I just **** it better than 90
percent of you rappers out
there

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Then you wonder how can kids
eat up these albums like
Valiums, it's funny

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'Cause at the rate I'm going
when I'm thirty

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I'll be the only person in the
nursing home *****ing.

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Pinching nurses ***** when I'm
jackin' off with Jergens

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And I'm *******, but this
w**** bag of ****** isn't
working

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And every single person is a
Slim Shady lurkin' he could be
workin' at Burger King

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Spitten on your onion rings

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Or in the parking lot circling,

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Screaming I don't give a ****
with his windows down and
system up

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So will the real Shady, please stand up

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And put one of those fingers
on each hand up

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And to be proud to be outta
your mind and outta control

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And one more time, loud as you
can, how does it go?

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I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady

93
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All you other Slim Shadys are
just imitating

94
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So won't the real Slim Shady,
please stand up,

95
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Please stand up,

96
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Please stand up

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'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm
the real Shady

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All you other Slim Shadys are
just imitating

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So won't the real Slim Shady,
please stand up,

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Please stand up,

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Please stand up

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'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm
the real Shady

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All you other Slim Shadys are
just imitating

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So won't the real Slim Shady,
please stand up,

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Please stand up,

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Please stand up

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'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm
the real Shady

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All you other Slim Shadys are
just imitating

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00:04:03,500 --> 00:04:05,600
So won't the real Slim Shady,
please stand up,

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Please stand up,

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Please stand up

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Haha, I guess there's a Slim
Shady in all of us,

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**** it,

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Let's all stand up

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Eminem - The Real Slim Shady (Edited) Synchronized Lyrics (.LRC)

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[00:03.40]May I have your attention please?
[00:06.30]
[00:06.50]May I have your attention please?
[00:09.00]
[00:09.20]Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
[00:12.50]
[00:12.70]I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
[00:17.20]
[00:17.40]We're going to have a problem here
[00:18.50]
[00:18.70]Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
[00:20.50]
[00:20.70]Jaws all on the floor like Pam and Tommy just burst in the door
[00:23.20]
[00:23.40]Started whoopin' her*****worse than before, they first get divorced
[00:25.60]
[00:25.80]Throwing her over furniture
[00:27.20]
[00:27.40]It's the return of the "Oh wait, no way, your kidding,
[00:30.00]
[00:30.20]He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
[00:32.30]
[00:32.50]And Dr Dre said
[00:33.50]
[00:33.70]Nothing you ****** Dr Dre's dead, he's locked in my ba*****t (ha ha)
[00:37.20]
[00:37.40]Feminist ***** love Eminem, *****a *****a *****a Slim Shady I'm sick of him
[00:41.40]
[00:41.60]Look at him, walking around grabbing his you know what
[00:43.50]
[00:43.70]Flippin' the you know who "yeah, but he's so cute though"
[00:46.10]
[00:46.30]Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
[00:48.30]
[00:48.50]But no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms
[00:50.60]
[00:50.80]Sometimes I want to get on TV and just let loose, but can't,
[00:53.30]
[00:53.50]But it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead *****
[00:55.30]
[00:55.50]My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips
[00:57.40]
[00:57.60]And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss
[00:59.70]
[00:59.90]And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
[01:01.80]
[01:02.00]And expect them not to know what a *****'s ******** is.
[01:04.40]
[01:04.60]Of course they gonna know what *********** is, by the time they hit 4th grade,
[01:07.50]
[01:07.70]They got the discovery channel don't they?
[01:09.10]
[01:09.30]We ain't nothing but mammals,
[01:10.30]
[01:10.50]Well some of us cannibals, who cut other people open like cantaloupes.
[01:13.70]
[01:13.90]But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
[01:15.90]
[01:16.10]Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
[01:18.30]
[01:18.50]But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote.
[01:20.90]
[01:21.10]***** wave your *********, sing the chorus and it goes
[01:22.80]
[01:23.00]I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
[01:24.80]
[01:25.00]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[01:27.30]
[01:27.50]So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up,
[01:29.70]
[01:29.90]Please stand up,
[01:30.90]
[01:31.00]Please stand up
[01:32.00]
[01:32.20]'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
[01:34.00]
[01:34.20]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[01:36.50]
[01:36.70]So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up,
[01:38.80]
[01:39.00]Please stand up,
[01:40.00]
[01:40.10]Please stand up
[01:41.10]
[01:41.30]Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his **** to sell records
[01:43.30]
[01:43.50]Well I do, so **** him and **** you too.
[01:45.30]
[01:45.50]You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
[01:47.50]
[01:47.70]Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me.
[01:50.30]
[01:50.50]"But Slim what if you win wouldn't it be weird?"
[01:52.40]
[01:52.60]Why? So you guys can just lie to get me here?
[01:54.60]
[01:54.80]So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears.
[01:57.00]
[01:57.20]****, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
[01:59.10]
[01:59.30]So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
[02:01.50]
[02:01.70]And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first.
[02:03.70]
[02:03.90]Little ***** put me on blast on M-T-V
[02:06.10]
[02:06.30]"Yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim, he he"
[02:08.50]
[02:08.70]I should download her audio on mp3
[02:10.70]
[02:10.90]And show the w**** world how you gave Eminem V.D.
[02:13.10]
[02:13.30]I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me
[02:16.00]
[02:16.20]So I've been sent here to destroy you
[02:17.80]
[02:18.00]And there's a million of us just like me
[02:19.80]
[02:20.00]Who cuss like me, who just don't give a **** like me, who dress like me
[02:23.00]
[02:23.20]Walk, talk and act like me, it just might be the next best thing,
[02:26.20]
[02:26.40]But not quite me
[02:27.40]
[02:27.20]'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
[02:29.10]
[02:29.30]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[02:31.50]
[02:31.70]So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up,
[02:33.80]
[02:34.00]Please stand up,
[02:35.00]
[02:35.20]Please stand up
[02:36.20]
[02:36.30]'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
[02:38.30]
[02:38.50]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[02:40.80]
[02:41.00]So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up,
[02:43.00]
[02:43.20]Please stand up,
[02:44.20]
[02:44.40]Please stand up
[02:45.40]
[02:45.50]I'm like a head trip to listen to
[02:46.50]
[02:46.70]'Cause I'm only giving you, things you joke about with your friends
[02:49.10]
[02:49.30]Inside your living room
[02:50.30]
[02:50.20]The only difference is I got the ***** to say it in front of y'all
[02:52.60]
[02:52.80]And I don't gotta be false or sugar coat it at all
[02:54.50]
[02:54.70]I just get on the mic and spit it, and whether you like to admit it (rip)
[02:57.90]
[02:58.10]I just **** it better than 90 percent of you rappers out there
[03:00.90]
[03:01.10]Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like Valiums, it's funny
[03:03.90]
[03:04.10]'Cause at the rate I'm going when I'm thirty
[03:06.00]
[03:06.20]I'll be the only person in the nursing home *****ing.
[03:08.30]
[03:08.50]Pinching nurses ***** when I'm jackin' off with Jergens
[03:10.60]
[03:10.80]And I'm *******, but this w**** bag of ****** isn't working
[03:13.00]
[03:13.20]And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin' he could be workin' at Burger King
[03:15.90]
[03:16.10]Spitten on your onion rings
[03:17.80]
[03:18.00]Or in the parking lot circling,
[03:19.10]
[03:19.30]Screaming I don't give a **** with his windows down and system up
[03:22.10]
[03:22.30]So will the real Shady, please stand up
[03:24.20]
[03:24.40]And put one of those fingers on each hand up
[03:26.40]
[03:26.60]And to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
[03:28.90]
[03:29.10]And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
[03:31.30]
[03:31.50]I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
[03:33.30]
[03:33.50]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[03:35.80]
[03:36.00]So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up,
[03:38.00]
[03:38.20]Please stand up,
[03:39.30]
[03:39.50]Please stand up
[03:40.50]
[03:40.40]'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
[03:42.40]
[03:42.60]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[03:44.70]
[03:44.90]So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up,
[03:47.20]
[03:47.40]Please stand up,
[03:48.40]
[03:48.60]Please stand up
[03:49.60]
[03:49.80]'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
[03:51.60]
[03:51.80]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[03:54.00]
[03:54.20]So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up,
[03:56.60]
[03:56.80]Please stand up,
[03:57.80]
[03:57.80]Please stand up
[03:58.80]
[03:59.00]'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
[04:00.90]
[04:01.10]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[04:03.30]
[04:03.50]So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up,
[04:05.60]
[04:05.80]Please stand up,
[04:06.80]
[04:07.00]Please stand up
[04:09.00]
[04:09.20]Haha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us,
[04:12.30]
[04:12.50]**** it,
[04:13.90]
[04:14.10]Let's all stand up
[04:19.10]
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Eminem - The Real Slim Shady (Edited).srt
Eminem - The Real Slim Shady (Edited).lrc
in this way when you play media file, subtitle or lyrics file will be automatically displayed no extra work is needed.

You may need below programs to create subtitle for music videos and audio music files and listen music videos and audio music files with subtitle or lyrics (.LRC) file.

  1. Download video and music files with subtitles from YouTube and other websites for free with YouTube Video downloader.
  2. You can create subtitles (.SRT) and synchronized lyrics file (.LRC) for music videos and audio music files for free with Subtitle Maker
  3. You can convert music videos to audio MP3 (or any other audio formats) with Audio converter, Video to mp3 converter.
  4. You can watch music videos with subtitle or listen audio music files with synchronized lyrics file with Kripto Video Protector & Media Player.
  5. You can synchronize subtitles and lyrics (.LRC) with video or audio file with Subtitle Synchronizer.
  6. Download subtitles for your movies or TV series automatically by movie name or movie hash code or episode number. Subtitle Downloader.
  7. Watch movies as dubbed in your native language by using Text to speech to speak aloud subtitle of the video. This feature is very helpful for people with vision, slow reading or similar problems. Text to speech movie dubber.

Download Kripto Video Protector & Media Player and place subtitle (*.srt) files in the same directory of video file. In this way, subtitles will be automatically detected by the player like image shown below.

  • watch music videos with subtitle

    watch music videos with subtitle
  • listen audio music files with subtitle or lyrics

    listen audio music files with subtitle or lyrics
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