Eminem - A..s Like That Subtitle (.SRT)
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The way you shake it‚
I can′t believe it
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I ain′t never seen an ass like that
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The way you move it‚ you
make my ***-*** go
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Doing‚ doing‚ doing
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I don′t believe it‚ It is almost
to good to be true
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I ain′t never seen a ass like that
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The way you move it‚ you
make my ***-*** go
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Doing doing doing
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The way she moves‚ She is
like a *****-dancer
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She is ******* that ass
to the new Nelly *****ams
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I think someone′s at the door but
I don′t think I am answer
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Police saying ′freeze!′:
doing‚ doing‚ doing
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What do you mean‚ ′freeze′? Please‚
I am a human being!
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I have needs! I am NOT done‚ not
′til I am finished ******
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I am not resisting arrest‚
I am agreeing
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Mr. Officer! I am already on my knees
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I can′t get on the ground any further‚
It is impossible for me
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And do not treat me like a ******er‚
I *****ust like to ***
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***‚ ***‚ yes‚ I make R&B‚ I sing song
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It go Ring-a-Chong‚ a-Ching
Chong-Chong-Chong-Ching
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Psych! I *****oke‚ I *****oke! I keed‚ I keed!
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If I offend‚ I am sorry! Please‚
please‚ forgive!
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For I am Triumph the Puppet
Dog‚ I am a mere puppet
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I can get away anything I say
and you will love it!
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The way you shake it‚
I can′t believe it
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I ain′t never seen an ass like that
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The way you move it‚ you
make my ***-*** go
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Doing doing doing
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*****essica ******* looks oh so tempting
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Nick‚ I ain′t never seen
a ass like that
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Everytime I see that show
on MTV‚ my ***-*** goes
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Doing doing doing
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Mary-Kate and Ashley used
to be so wholesome
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Now they getting older‚ They are
starting to grow bum bums
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I go to the movies and sit
down with my popcorn
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Police saying ′freeze!′:
doing‚ doing‚ doing
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What do you mean‚ ′freeze′?
Geez‚ I *****ust got my seat!
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I have ticket‚ look‚ I put it
away‚ my ******′s zipped!
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Please do not remove me from
this movie theatre‚ please
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I did not even get to see
Mary Kate′s shower scene
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I didn′t mean to be *******
or make a great big scene
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And don′t treat me like I am ***
Wee Herman‚ this movie′s PG
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Mr. Officer‚ I demand
to see my attorney
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I will simple plead innocent‚
cop a plea‚ and be free
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Free‚ yes free‚ right
back on the streets
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What you mean my lawyer′s with
Michael‚ He is too busy?
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I am Triumph‚ Britney Spears
has shoulders like a man
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And I can say that and you′ll laugh
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Cause there′s a puppet on my hand
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The way you shake it‚
I can′t believe it
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I ain′t never seen an ass like that
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The way you move it‚ you
make my ***-*** go
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Doing‚ doing‚ doing
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Hilary Duff is not quite
old enough‚ so
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I ain′t never seen her **** like that
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Maybe next year‚ I will say ass
and she′ll make my ***-*** go
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Doing‚ doing‚ doing
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The way she moves‚ she
dances like a go-go
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In that video‚ she sings‚
Get out‚ you bozo
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I need a new boyfriend!
Hi‚ my name is *****o*****o
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Police saying ′freeze!′:
doing‚ doing‚ doing
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What do you mean‚ ′freeze′? My
computers will be seized
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And my keys‚ to my ranch‚
I *****ust bake cookies
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Mr. Officer‚ lookie‚ take
a whiff of this
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Here‚ I make *****esus *****uice‚
take a sip of this
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Nobody is safe from me!
No‚ not even me
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I don′t even know if I can
say the word ′***-***′
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***‚ on the radio but I think I did
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*****anet‚ is that a ******? I
think I *****ust saw a tit!
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Psych! I *****oke‚ I *****oke‚ I keed‚ I keed
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I don′t think my *****oke is working‚
I must flee quick!
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Get to the chopper‚ everybody get out
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I am not Triumph‚ I am
Ah nuld‚ get dowwwn!
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The way you shake it‚
I can′t believe it
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I ain′t never seen an ass like that
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The way you move it‚ you
make my ***-*** go
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Doing‚ doing‚ doing
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So Gwen Stefani‚ will you
*** *** on me please
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I ain′t never seen a ass like that
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Cause the way you move it‚
you make my ***-*** go
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Doing‚ doing‚ doing
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The **** is wrong with you?
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Ha!
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